Is there a cheat code to getting laid?

[stayfly]

be cool + talk to lots of chicks = lots of sex

 

[mikeyb]

Try the following in order:

1. Go to a place filled with hot chicks and sing any song by the Backstreet Boys at the top of your voice.
2. Write the words "My d*ck is up for grabs" accross your chest. Walk into a club and rip your shirt off on the dance floor (preferably in the presence of females).
3. Stick it to a dog, donkey, or anything else that walks around on all fours and won't sue you.

If the above did not work for you, it's time to ditch the cheat code idea and do like the rest of us. After all there's a reason this forum exists, and part of it is that there IS no cheat code.

 

[GetOveIT]

Stop the nerd talk and go out if you get afraid use the Hearthstone to port back to Stormwind.

 

[COD]

USE PSYCHOMETRICS............KNOW WHICH SPECIFIC TARGETS ARE MORE LIKELY TO ENTERTAIN S.N.L. (same night lays) or one night stands.

Rule of thumb is low self esteem girls, older chics, women on the rebound or in transistion, fat chics, bad girls,etc.

MAKE 'EM LAUGH AND YOU GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR, INTRODUCE KINO AND YOU GET YOUR TOOL IN HER BACK DOOR, BUILD RAPPORT AND SHE WILL CRAVE IT MORE.

 

[omega05]

"does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[2crudedudes]

Stop the nerd talk and go out if you get afraid use the Hearthstone to port back to Stormwind.

Haha I was gonna say something along the lines of this. Sadly, I know the reference you're making (just gave up playing WOW after too many years).

It basically came down to this realization I had about a month or so ago:

I work all day, and play video games all night. I drink beer whenever I get the chance, never work out, meaning I have a hefty beer belly. My room is a mess, as is my car, and pretty much my life. I have no money, no investments, no ambition, no real hobbies (sitting in front of a computer for hours on end is not my idea of a hobby), or exciting things going on in my life.

I wonder why chicks don't like me. :crackup:

Of course, all this is changing now, and I have this website and my brother to thank for this.