"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is there a cheat code to getting laid?

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Try the following in order:

1. Go to a place filled with hot chicks and sing any song by the Backstreet Boys at the top of your voice.
2. Write the words "My d*ck is up for grabs" accross your chest. Walk into a club and rip your shirt off on the dance floor (preferably in the presence of females).
3. Stick it to a dog, donkey, or anything else that walks around on all fours and won't sue you.

If the above did not work for you, it's time to ditch the cheat code idea and do like the rest of us. After all there's a reason this forum exists, and part of it is that there IS no cheat code.
 
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Stop the nerd talk and go out if you get afraid use the Hearthstone to port back to Stormwind.
 
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USE PSYCHOMETRICS............KNOW WHICH SPECIFIC TARGETS ARE MORE LIKELY TO ENTERTAIN S.N.L. (same night lays) or one night stands.

Rule of thumb is low self esteem girls, older chics, women on the rebound or in transistion, fat chics, bad girls,etc.

MAKE 'EM LAUGH AND YOU GET YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR, INTRODUCE KINO AND YOU GET YOUR TOOL IN HER BACK DOOR, BUILD RAPPORT AND SHE WILL CRAVE IT MORE.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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GetOveIT said:
Stop the nerd talk and go out if you get afraid use the Hearthstone to port back to Stormwind.
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Haha I was gonna say something along the lines of this. Sadly, I know the reference you're making (just gave up playing WOW after too many years).

It basically came down to this realization I had about a month or so ago:

I work all day, and play video games all night. I drink beer whenever I get the chance, never work out, meaning I have a hefty beer belly. My room is a mess, as is my car, and pretty much my life. I have no money, no investments, no ambition, no real hobbies (sitting in front of a computer for hours on end is not my idea of a hobby), or exciting things going on in my life.

I wonder why chicks don't like me. :crackup:

Of course, all this is changing now, and I have this website and my brother to thank for this.
 
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