Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If you want to pay to get straight to the point then do it, but don't be a sucker.I was reading this, and it got me interested:
my opinion: I can't afford it.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Or if you're Jeff Bezos, billionares into less billionares. LOL.
MacKenzie RAPED Jeff and bent him over backwards without the lube by getting $35 billion out of him.
Imagine how many sugar babies you could've had for $35billion????
Beta power. tis a force to be aware of.