"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Is the Octomom the most undatable woman on the planet?

MatureDJ

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...upt-Octomom-signs-deal-appear-porn-video.html

Lets see ...

- Although not obese, she has a rectangular physique and an abdomen - and vajaja - that has been stretched beyond belief, and a quite hideous visage to boot.

- She owes over a million $.

- Her home is a pigstye.

- She's an extraordinary narcissistic loon.

- And of course, she's got 14 rugrats (most with developmental problems because of the short gestation times) and no child support coming in.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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michaelvictory

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She is a human tragedy. That's really child abuse,having all of those kids that she know she can't take care of them. Now she's turning to porn?!! Eventually,they're going to take those children away.
 

Robert28

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I can think of 1,000 other women who I'd pay $10,000 to see their t!ts before I'd pay to see this ugly @$$ gross womans'.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

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