"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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IS squatting a good exericse?

Warboss Alex

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semag, tj, thanks for the support guys. *kissies to both of 'em, :rolleyes: *

MrLuvr, the original poster's question had already been answered, I doubt they would've taken my response on board, especially after I said it was sarcastic. If the guy had looked around the forums before posting, they would've found that squats are indeed the king of exercises, and that I spend most of my time in the power rack. SO UH.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wildchild

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Try squats finishing off with a knee, Then squats finishing off with a str8 kick. using different legs each squat
 

snintel

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Squatting requires good form and may still do damage to your knees with the way most people promote here. Great exercise but if you have weak joints it'll hurt. Read the analysis on exrx.net.
 

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Squats require good form... like this kid said ^^ ^^ but its hard not to have good form when doing squats... Most people lean foward to keep from falling backward because if the weight goes behind your feet your a$s is on your back. Squats are a great compound exercise anyone looking to gain overall strength should do them. Deadlifts you should be carful with... another GREAT compound exercise but you should have an experienced bodybuilder to check your form because you wouldnt want to hurt your back. Just remember face looking foward (not down) chest out and try to keep your back stright.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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mrRuckus

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Originally posted by MrLuvr
Hey Warboss this isn't the first time you have made sarcastic retorts to a newbie type post.

If you think you are so much smarter than most of the other posters here, why bother hanging out on this board?

His posts are so blatantly sarcastic that his point should come across easily.

Permanent paralysis? Come on, he's obviously full of sh1t.

Hello, humor my old friend...
 
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