"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is she trying to lead me on?

mhs09

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Ok so i was talking to this girl that we pretty much considered each other best friends for a few years now but i've always made sure i never became her emotional tampon i was always a jerk to her. So anways today i decide to ask her whats a weird habit of her's and she tells me a few things but i say those aren't weird and i say tell me your deepest darkest habit that shes never told anyone and she says she gets aroused when shes drunk i was really surprised by what she said wasn't expecting it. I say i dont believe her and she says shes serious. Also a few months ago she said she wanted to get drunk with me so im thinking she wants something to happen between us but this is a little confusing. What do you guys think this could be hinting at?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jeffthechef

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I think

she's hinting at the fact that you have not learned much since finding this site in November of 2006..it's been almost 3 years

Are you genuinely trying to improve yourself? Or are you just trying to get laid?

you'll be coming back here every time you have a small situation...

you should really read the dj bible and figure out how to improve yourself and understanding of what it means to be an alpha/dj so you have less of these minor questions
 

superstar

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BAHAHAHAHA YOU TARD!!! GO OUT AND GET SOME POON!!

Your overanalyzing waaaaayyy to much.. and considering you've been on this forum for 3 ****ing years... You havent learnt ****..!

cheers

rofl at the joke fkin hilarious was literally on the floor
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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She_feelin_Me

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She throwing hints playa.

Go out and see how aroused she gets, **** I'll say ago "so Friday nite lets go get aroused together"...and see what she says.
 

intrextrovert

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first of all yeah shes into you

second of all why would you not believe that lol. ALL girls get horny when drunk/high
 
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