"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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is she cheating?

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OK so i take off this girls shirt and her chest has some big red areas. I suck her breast and compare the two spots. They have the same shade of red. So i asked her if there was a guy before me giving her hickeys. She says she was itchy and scratched. I didn't give it too much though, but now i am. What are the chances she is seeing another guy. she dosen't seem like the type, but she dosen't seem like the type to do the things she done with me either.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i always had other girls..shes cool with that..according to her im her only man though..
 

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i don't see the problem then unless your concern is catching a disease
 
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Check to see if you can fit your fist in her pvssy and a cuke up her bum. Than you will know she is cheating on you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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you don't see the problem with lies and deceit? then something is seriously wrong.
 

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if you can **** other girls, she can **** other guys... seems like a fair deal. I don't like lies and deceit. but how can you expect exclusivity from someone who you aren't exclusive with? plus consider the fact that she may have been telling the truth and you are getting carried away by your imagination
 

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Those big red areas are areola's. It's basic anatomy..

But seriously. How the hell do you expect ANYONE to answer that question based on two red spots?

Oh wait, I found this from "The Book of Cheaters:"

"If she has two red spots on her chest, it means she's cheating on you. She had an allergic reaction to the other dude's j!zz."
 

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i can have my cake and eat it too...yea i can fvck other girls..if she rather share me then lose me then that's her. That dosen't mean she can fvck other guys and she definatly can't lie about it. Even if i didn't mind i would dump her for lying on principle alone.

Tekphobia..do you know whats a hicky? if so, then what don't you understand?

BTW i decided to make it exclusive now so i won't be crushing other chicks.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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