for your amusement, here is a sample of what's in a fake chick profile's inbox. 25 years old, some random chick pic, slightly above average looking, nothing special by any means.
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yo watz sup babygurl i seen your page while i was lookin around and though u was sexy as hell and want 2 add u as a friend and maybe get 2 know eachouther so we could get 2 know eachouther oh yea my name iz jr and if u want 2 contact me my number iz (678)920-**** thatz my cell so holla at me babygurl real talk
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what's good, you don't know me but i wanted to say hi, and that i think you cute, but more of a grown women type of cute.lol.. hit me.
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ok soo i went to the hospital cause i swallowed a lego!!!...i mean who does that??...god im a clutz!!..lol..my little niece got a kick out of it though!!..oh and it was blue!!!
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your hot...im sorry i sound like a stalker well im not no need to worry!
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still looking amazing, had to stop by and check you out still hoping to hear back from you
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ll tell ya what ill do you it and than ill do you again for all they dump ****s that act like they wont peace much love
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hey, get back to me i have a preposition for u!
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HeY pRiNcEsS, ThAnX fOr ThE aDD, sO hOw ArE yOU, I SeNd you HuGs aNd kIsSeS..
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you are very beautiful and im not just saying this i mean it, so if you want to hook up anytime holla at me sike im just kiddin unless you want to
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looking at your eyes feels like swimming on clear tropical waters and looking at your body feels like laying on hot powdered sand. Beauty = Paradise
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SO HOWZ IT GOING WITH U. HOW WAZ YUR WEEKND. DID U DO ANYTHNG FUN. WELL LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. MY NAME IS JOSEPH. WELL I WRK IN THE O.R. AND ASSIST SURGENS IN SURGERY. NUTHN MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN THE SMILES I PUT ON PEOPLES FACES. WELL TELL ME A LIL ABOUT YURSELF IF U DNT MIND. WELL HOPE 2 TALK 2 YA AGAIN. TAKE CARE.
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I want to kick you in the shins and laugh about it. Then when you're getting up, I offer you a hand, and I help you up right into a punch in the stomach!
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god i would like to get between your legs and lick you and eat all your ***!!!!
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hay u... how u doin beautiful? spent last few days reading the manual of my new pro camera.. maybe I'll take better pictures now lol so tell me whats goin on in yr life over there beside work work work? any interesting thing happened lately? hope u r enjoyin yr week n keepin it cool

lov n kisses .. peace.. asif
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wana get drunk this weekend?
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Yes!! I have a new friend, you made my day. Hey so... you pretty hot, holla at me.
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Hey, I think true friends are the kind who brighten a smile as you do for me whenever I simply check in with you

Steve
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that isn't even 1/10th of the messages, and i pretty much random sampled them from the inbox.
if it wasn't so funny it would be sad. or is that the other way around?
you might be thinking, as i did, that hmmmm...i'm a DJ, i could totally out game these chumps, this is actually a good thing! i will stand out like a shining beacon amongst the garbage!
nope. i'm afraid that you will be just another a-hole, loser, dipsh!t, like all the others. if not those, then a liar.
yeah you can still pick up chicks on myspace, as i mentioned waaaaay back, the best way is to reply to their bulletins with your witty comment. but that has faded due to the incredible amount of bulletin spam.
but after reading those msgs, do you get the feeling that you're throwing yourself into the dumpster that is her inbox...??? that men are nothing but cheap entertainment, moreso than ever?
i do.