Is my neg-hitting to hard hitting? and my C&F?

[Rint]

I'm kind of wondering why neg-hit dousn work for me so i just wanna give u guys some examples of my neg-hits

Example#1:
Hb8: Hey Rint guess who made varsity swim?
Rint:Should i care?

Example#2:
(humming to a good song)
Hb7: Hey! i love that song
Rint: I did till you came along.

Example#3:
HB8: Hey! i haven seen you for awhile
Rint: O god, u...

You guys get the picture. Now how's my ****y & Funny?

Example#1:
Friend:Hey Rint u've been working out? Looking good
Rint: wth? Are u blind? I look damn fine
HB8: ew

Example#2:
Friend: who do u think is the hottest guy in school?
HB: I dunno..
Rint: Me obviously
Hb: Uh.. no

So i want ur guy's input on this.

 

[BigPoppa]

dude i am sorry but this post is hilarious lol
"i did until you came along"
"o god.. u"

it's a little harsh but if this puts people off then I don't think it's what you siad but how you said it, if you haven't already done tis then next time when you put on ****y and funny, try to put a joking tone in your voice and put on a small grin or smile so they know you are joking

also, don't use neg hits on girls that are average looking, becuase most girls are very insecure. and in neg hits, do it in a way that makes it seem like you unconsciously "negged" her.

for example, if a girl is running
say something like
"you run like a 1 footed penguin"
as opposed to
"you run like you got a bleeping dildo up your ass"

 

[int3l]

how do people run with a bleeding dildo up their ass? actually, how does a dildo bleed? sorry, but i'm just confused as to the logic you just came up with.

 

[young_gun]

Haha, a BLEEPING dildo. BLEEPING.

 

[young_gun]

You guys get the picture. Now how's my ****y & Funny?

Example#1:
Friend:Hey Rint u've been working out? Looking good
Rint: wth? Are u blind? I look damn fine
HB8: ew

Example#2:
Friend: who do u think is the hottest guy in school?
HB: I dunno..
Rint: Me obviously
Hb: Uh.. no

LOL, you just sound like an arrogant prick when you say these things. I used to do the same thing until I noticed it was really turning people off. I would lay off trying to "neg" and "C&F" because it doesn't look like it's working for you. LOL. It's ****Y + FUNNY, and the only reason I think this sh!t is funny is because you sound like such an @sshole when you say this to people. Chances are, it's NOT FUNNY to the person you're saying it to. My guess is that these girls probably just think you're a dude who's really high on himself, and that's not really how you want girls (or people in general) to associate you. I sure would if you said these things to me.

If she says "I love that song" a better thing to say is "You would". NOT "I did until you came along" LOL. Simple as that.

 

[Rint]

k any other advice?

 

[young_gun]

There was a girl I used to have this HUGE crush on back when I was about 17. (I'm 20 now) We used to talk on the phone and I thought that being "****y and Funny" would get her to like me. Well, I had a conversation with her recently and she said that at the time she DID like me, but I scared her away because I was so arrogant.

SO, she had a high interest level in me UNTIL I started busting out my "C&F" with her. She saved some of the text messages that I sent to her back then and I couldn't believe the poop that came out of my mouth. This girl is HOT too. (Even hot girls are insecure about themselves)

The technique is used to differentiate yourself from other guys who come up to VERY HOT women and say stuff like "Hey, you're really pretty, I bet you have a boyfriend, right?" Girls who are HB7's and HB8's usually aren't the girls who have guys coming up to them and saying this all the time. So negging them is probably going to poke them in a place they're not comfortable with (no not there), especially if it's done improperly.

Check this article out if you haven't already. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=124860 Make sure you read the section titled "Men or Mice".

 

[Rint]

dude Senor fingers a god to me. I haven seen this post yet. Thanx

 

[young_gun]

Yeah he definitely knows what he's doing.

 

[Charm&Style]

rint your 16, and coming off as a total d1ck.

either your delivery sucks or your "routine" is not cutting it.

IMO girls dont like Neg Hits and C&F, they like a guy thats WITTY, that comes up with original sh!t that cracks them up, with sh!t that makes them remember over and over what you said (kinda like the O MY GOD HE DID NOT JUSS DO/SAY THAT), not some a-hole lines by a chump 16 yr old.

be unique.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

k any other advice?

Give us your definition of a Neg and why it is used.

 

[xdreamz]

neg is basically a big IOD

if it doesn't hit right, just smile right after.

 

[Dongfu]

Read my post here. I'm a comedian, so you can trust that I know c/f

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=129483

 

[cyp6]

YES STOP THIS RIGHT AWAY. I have had the same problem. you have be sumwhat subtle about your neg hitting... and do it get level the playing feild if you feel the girl is at your level you dont need to do it. dont do it if the chick is below your level.