"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is making sport of sexing fat women "sexual violence"?

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Not unless she was drugged to the point of unconsciousness and raped.

If she willingly opens her legs, then she willingly opens herself up for any kind of sl*t shaming / degradation.

Sure, it's pretty sh*tty character, if not a sign of mental disturbance, for a guy to want to make sport of banging obese women, but people still have to be responsible for themselves.

Does a fat chick accept any d*ck because it's the only d*ck that she'll get? As if these chicks don't know the implications.

Put a skinny woman in her position. Give a BJ to some fratboy in a car and then get kicked out. Well...she shouldn't have been such a sl*t. And it takes two to tango ;).

Any kind of consensual sex acts will place responsibility upon yourself, even if you're a behemoth. Are you easier because you're fat and disgusting? Stop being fat.
Which is why I stated that the girls are not total victims here, but for your own sake don't ever open a potential lay with that second paragraph ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Which is why I stated that the girls are not total victims here, but for your own sake don't ever open a potential lay with that second paragraph ;)
None of us here ever open any potential lays with anything we say to each other on the SoSuave forums ;).
 

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I believe they do.

Is the end game of feminists equality? Or subjugation of male?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Isn't Cornell a good school with smart students? How fvcking stupid did these kids have to be to think they were not going to get in trouble for this?
 

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I'm not sure if it counts as sexual violence (depends on the context, but I can see it getting r*pey with these sorts of douchebags), but it's certainly dips*** behaviour.

Degrading other humans because you think it's funny is just repulsive. If a chick slept with me and then yelled "LOL SCORED THE UGLY DUDE, SARAH!" I would be hurt. It's wrong to do that to people.
 

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This predator/prey stuff is a bit over the top.

You won't die from lack of pvssy. Since you can opt out you can't be prey.
 
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