"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it weird to ask a girl to hang out alone...

eko

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... if you don't know her that well? Like to go get ice cream or something. I think they sometimes get freaked out.

so today I called a girl to go get food somewhere. She didn't pick up. Then I just called my friend and he was like yeah. Then the girl calls me back like 10 minutes later cause she was doing something. I was like sry im goin w/ someone else.

Then I called her tonight to get ice cream and she was like ur callin me a lot today. But she already went to the ice cream place earlier. And I freakin hate it when she says "Awwwwww I'm sorry". That "awwww" makes me seem like some needy bastard. Maybe it's just part of her personality. but i can't stand it. next?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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whatever shes being a huge b*tch. i hooked up with one of her friends and she got jealous, so i just told her off. i wont be calling her anymore. she keeps flirting though
 
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