"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Is it "sexist" for a chunky NFL cheerleader to be booted off the squad?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Warrior74

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I don't see a problem here. She knew the score when she was 18. She thought she could get by. She gambled and lost.
 

Burroughs

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Oh fvck no!

This biyach got a double chin!

wait till this titty-meat is 30! she'll be giving nicole eggert a run for her money
 

BMX

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Why should any franchise allow their cheerleaders to get chubby and ignore it. This is the biggest stage in a cheerleader's career. That would be like me making SEAL and deciding to go fat, complacent, lethargic and throwing all tactics out the window during missions.
 

Jitterbug

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Burroughs said:
wait till this titty-meat is 30! she'll be giving nicole eggert a run for her money
Run?

I thought the lack of running is the issue here.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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PeakIV

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it's called FAT....she lost......end of
 

The Gambler

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Only half the cheerleaders are allowed to go to the Super Bowl, and she isn't one of them.

Sorry, sista. Hit the bricks.
 

VladPatton

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Everyone's a winner, right? No. Just the ones that make it.
 

goodfoot

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They have to set the bar somewhere. If you gain two pounds every week, pretty soon you'll look like Jabba the Hut. She looks real fat in the face right now.
 
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