Dhoulmagus
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Is it over
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Is it possible to go gay if you arent attracted to men
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
narcissist
Master Don Juan
whaaaaaaaaaa?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Only half of gay guys were born gay. The other half just got sucked into it. 
Maximus Rex
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With All Things Considered
Considering that homos are always looking to eff, and considering that you're not willing to do the things to improve yourself and make yourself more attractive to women, you should try being a homo, it might work for you.Dhoulmagus said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Dgwizdal
Master Don Juan
Your fvcking threads suck. Yes - you should become a lesbian.
RagingBalls
Senior Don Juan
Those guys who thinks their race sucks has a tendency to become one, like that late music icon
OP, just give up. This is your worst post yet.
lolzBible_Belt said:Only half of gay guys were born gay. The other half just got sucked into it.
Peaks&Valleys
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For you, it never began... *cue the dimming of the lights, and deep dramatic music*Dhoulmagus said: