"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it possible to game the mail lady? (serious)

gimmeyofonenumba

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the mail lady is about ~37 yrs old. I wouldnt say she's a real hot milf, but I'd love to bang her, I dont really talk to her much. We just greet each other. Pretty much every time i see her im outside playing basketball in my driveway, and she greets me first, hands me the mail and i feel a nervous vibe from her. I make eye contact with her of course. Sometimes I'll jsut step outside my house and I'll hear her yell out hi from a few houses down. She has this real sexy, younger kind of raspy voice. Next time i see her Im defintely gonna try to make typical conversation, hows your job,etc. Whadya guys think? btw i live with my mom so the my mom sees her from time to time. Its not like a federal offense or anything to bang a gov. employee on the job or something is it?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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banGbro

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She can get fired for having sex on the job, but thats not important.


Actually my mail lady, and I have several, made an effort to come up to deliver some small package to me so she could see me. Shes kinda hot, a little chubby, but hot, big titties, big a55, attractive. So basically we flirted, along with some other hot older ladies in my building.. She sees a cute guy and shes naturally curious.


You can flirt with her for a few days, then order a package, and when she brings it offer her some water. Like hey, would like some water, Im watching a funny movie, do you want to join me? Or some similar silly sh1t.


They are bonnable, believe me, especially the older ones. I wouldnt make an effort to go on a date with her, but bone her during her work hours while she delivers me something is actually very sexy.


Your ability to nail her depends on how easy you are with women. They are sure easy with you, so its no reason to be anything but easy. If you fail, oh well, nothing will happen, she wont tell anyone. But do joke about it. If you succeed, you got a fvck buddy.



Dont you wish sometimes chicks delivered pizza too?
 

gimmeyofonenumba

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good advice bro, Im defintely gonna try the drink thing. OR perhaps I'll ask her to come back when she's taking a lunch break. She works for the government mail service USPS, so she delivers here every single day, but im only at home 2 days out of the week. I'll see her again on thrusday, I'll let you guys know how this goes. Im considering just be straight forward and just tell her that i think she's really pretty or something.
 
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