"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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is it okay to ask a girl to fuk that you fuked already?

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i kinda fuked up to be honest... this girl thought i was dating someone cause of my facebook and i just lied and went along with it. she came over one day and she let me grab her and feel her up but she wouldnt let me fuk her... cause of the girl.

i havent fuked her for a month or so now and we dont see each other as much as we use to. she does see other guys for dates n stuff. i do aswell but i aint had that much luck as in sex. i was wondering, is it okay to ask her straight out if she wants to come over tonight for a fuk?

also, we ask each other who we've fuked and stuff, we both dont mind either. sometimes when shes over shes like, i had a date the other night, blah blah. we still fuk though. ppl say not to talk about your dates but we don't seem to mind,
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Obameros

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First of all, you're retarded.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, realize that you've just stated that the only reason she's not gonna **** you is because of some fake girlfriend you made up (I'm not even gonna ask why).

to fix this problem:
1) change your facebook status to single
2) tell her that you are single.
 

Razor Sharp

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Never "ask" for anything. You can suggest. You may command. But for the love of your own testicles DO NOT ASK!

Asking is for pussies
 

Obameros

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"excuse me...would you mind if I insert my penis into your vaginal cavity?"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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sodbuster

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DON'T ask for sex,give her a reason to be with you in a position where it can happen. Then she can say "I don't know,it just happened" MOST women aren't comfortable with their sexuality to come over to fuk-and say it out loud.
 

horaholic

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It is not ok to do that unless you've made her hot and bothered on the spot. If your having phone sex or something, THEN you can say "Get over here NOW so I can fvck you silly." NEVER just out of the blue, unless you have that kind of relationship.
 
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