Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Is it normal to be a "pervert"?

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get drunk and pass out.) There are men whom hang or drown themselves, or chemically asphyxiate themselves, and (hopefully) pull out right before death, because when the brain is cut off from oxygen it creates a euphoria stronger than conventional orgasm. (It was first discovered when people whom were executed by hanging were found to have erections, some to point of orgasm.)
That's really interesting.

I'm sure everyone has played that game where one person presses on your throat or chest, and then you pass out and someone moves you so when you wake up you freak out. I thought that was a cool experience.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by AverageFC
That's really interesting.

I'm sure everyone has played that game where one person presses on your throat or chest, and then you pass out and someone moves you so when you wake up you freak out. I thought that was a cool experience.

Mmmmm.....no. Not me.
 

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IN NAGASAKI! THEY LIKE *******!

IN NAGASAKI they go spunky for your love!
 

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Wats...*******, voyeur, mortuary?
 

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*******: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=*******&r=f

Voyeur: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=voyeur&r=f

Mortuary (Necrophiliac): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=necrophiliac&r=f

Anything else? ;)

Oh, hey - heres some little interesting facts about our most favorite:

******* is a Japanese term that refers to showering a receiver with sperm from one, several or many men. It is always a sperm shower and, therefore, those on the giving end are always male.

Legend has it that in ancient Japan, women who were found to be unfaithful were publicly humiliated in the town center by being tied up while every man in town ejaculated all over her to show his distaste. Basically, they were saying that if you're going to take it from someone else, you're going to get it from everyone else.

Over time, ******* has gone from cultlike status to an accepted sexual practice. First introduced in facial *** shot videos in the mid to late 80's by Japanese specialists, the practice has grown worldwide and has generated several popular schools and techniques.

Here's some ******* techniques - http://www.4-*******.com/

Oh, and its a porn site, sort of. So if you're against all that, then don't click on the link.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I know this dude who has some fvcking nipple fetish, and he told me someone he knew who had a foot fetish.
I want everyone reading this to know that those are technically not fetishes. The word “fetish” is volleyed so loosely in everyday language that the meaning of the word has been practically annihilated. Technically speaking, nipples and feet are partialisms. Fetishes only apply to non-animated non-human objects and partialisms apply to breasts, asses, feet, etc. Next time you hear someone has a foot fetish you can correct them and sound smart.
 

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Originally posted by SamePendo
Just crossed my mind.

Is it normal to find things like, gangbangs, bukkakes, pissing, orgies, you know... porn, completely satifying to the eye and mind?

I've found that when I'm busy (I'm on a morning-off... this weeks morning work was cancelled), this **** doesn't even cross my mind.... So, my guess is that it is normal, but normal isn't what one should aspire to.... agree?
Absolutely, especially as you get older.;)
 
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