"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Is it gay if you nut in your face?

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Social_disturbance said:
Wow Nobody...I guess you really got me there. Good job, little boy.

Nobody wants to hear about your nut, get a life. These retarded threads are the reason I don't even read the DJ forum any more.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hahah don't feel bad man... Happened to me too, my ex was giving me head and I was laying down... It had been a week since I had any play cause I was busy all week, and pretty much ignoring her.

It shot straight in the friggin air and all over her and me hahah.
It was crazy... I had to get her a goddamn towel.
 

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No, it's not "gay"...it's a part of YOU, YOUR body makes that stuff, so don't be disgusted with it.

Do you let her kiss you after she has gone down on you?

It would be very unalpha for you to cringe at the thought of YOUR semen touching your face. :p
dude wtf? are you a woman?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My friend is a natural born DJ and he had me laughing for a damn hour one time when he told me after he filled up a girl's mouth with his love liquid and she tried to kiss him he jumped up and said "b!tch don't be bringin that sh!t anywhere near me, get in the bathroom and wash that sh!t out your mouth". :crackup:

It may not read to be all that funny but really with this guy its all in the delivery.

He's probably the greatest story teller of a friend I've ever had.

Funniest friend too. :up:
 

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KontrollerX said:
My friend is a natural born DJ and he had me laughing for a damn hour one time when he told me after he filled up a girl's mouth with his love liquid and she tried to kiss him he jumped up and said "b!tch don't be bringin that sh!t anywhere near me, get in the bathroom and wash that sh!t out your mouth". :crackup:

It may not read to be all that funny but really with this guy its all in the delivery.

He's probably the greatest story teller of a friend I've ever had.

Funniest friend too. :up:
Fvcken hilarious!!!

comic_relief
 

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KarmaSutra said:
No it's not gay.

And it's you who's utterly fvcking stupid for such an asinine reply. The brother had an unusual experience and wanted to share, nothing wrong with that.

It's apparent you've yet to have any sexual experience otherwise you wouldn't carry this puritanistic mentality around like your purse.

lol. too serious. it was obviously a sarcastic comment. a joke, savvy?
Warrior, first of all Motive's post was out of line as it was obvious by the OP that he wasn't really asking if it was gay, he was merely sharing a funny experience.

However Motivation is insecure with himself and cuts others down to make himself feel masculin and tries to boast about bein all cool callin women cvnts & b1tches which again comes across as insecure. Motivation hasn't brought anything positive IMO in the month he's been here and my boy Karma was putting him in his place.
 

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Social_disturbance said:
Is it gay if you nut in your face?
Yeah, you're a ****ing faggot.

lol come on, this is such a dumb question. It would have been gay if it was a dude that caused you to nut in your face.

good lord...
 

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Social_disturbance said:
Haha I know i'm gonna get flamed for this, but I just thought this was really funny when it happened today. I was getting a great BJ in the car today, and when I was ready, I assumed she was gonna take it in her mouth, but maybe she just miscalculated. Long story short, it shot on my shirt, and all the way on my forehead, above my eyebrowes. For what it's worth, we were really laughing about it for a long time...it's definately something that hasn't happened before and probably won't again. :D
Do you want it to be gay?

If you want it to be gay, it's gay
If you don't want it to be gay, it's still gay.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MacAvoy said:
Warrior, first of all Motive's post was out of line as it was obvious by the OP that he wasn't really asking if it was gay, he was merely sharing a funny experience.

However Motivation is insecure with himself and cuts others down to make himself feel masculin and tries to boast about bein all cool callin women cvnts & b1tches which again comes across as insecure. Motivation hasn't brought anything positive IMO in the month he's been here and my boy Karma was putting him in his place.

who the hell are you?

I posted a lay report detailing how I was able to hook up with a girl despite initially cutting all contact with her, you must of missed the message fool

#2, i tried my best to help ElStud, im not done with him yet

#3 the OP is asking in all seriousness if he is gay or not........a retarded question will get a retarded answer, next time the OP needs to learn to not ask something so absolutely absurd

I can only imagine the stupid things he would say in real life to girls if he asks these kind of questions here
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Yes, it's gay. Because the truth is Social_disturbance was jerking off in his car, and he shot himself in the face.
But even this wouldn't be gay, because he's by himself.

It is gay though MNIN, when you and social_disturbance are in the same car jerking together. THAT's gay, just something to think about going forward. :D
 

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no but it's gay if you tell people about it. :rock:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Vice said:
Yeah, you're a ****ing faggot.
DonJuan11 said:
Do you want it to be gay?
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I like how the insecure gay bashers come out first chance they can. However if they actually read the OP they would realize the guy was using the retorical question to get people's attention to share a funny story

Social_disturbance said:
Haha I know i'm gonna get flamed for this, but I just thought this was really funny when it happened today.
He was merely telling a story, and it was a good funny experience to share. Props to the OP for being man enough and secure enough to share something.
 

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MacAvoy said:
Warrior, first of all Motive's post was out of line as it was obvious by the OP that he wasn't really asking if it was gay, he was merely sharing a funny experience.

However Motivation is insecure with himself and cuts others down to make himself feel masculin and tries to boast about bein all cool callin women cvnts & b1tches which again comes across as insecure. Motivation hasn't brought anything positive IMO in the month he's been here and my boy Karma was putting him in his place.
wow. the dramas. (tip toes out of thread) :)
 

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MacAvoy said:
I like how the insecure gay bashers come out first chance they can. However if they actually read the OP they would realize the guy was using the retorical question to get people's attention to share a funny story



He was merely telling a story, and it was a good funny experience to share. Props to the OP for being man enough and secure enough to share something.
Oh, we all know I was just kidding LOL. Don't know about the other guy though :nervous:
 
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My Name is Nobody said:
Nobody wants to hear about your nut, get a life. These retarded threads are the reason I don't even read the DJ forum any more.
Wanna hear about my nut? err nuts err


Why would it be gay if you *** in your face?... It happens to me all the time because I don't hold a tissue or whatever so when it squirts.. it goes wherever it wants.... I could care less, because I fall quickly asleep anyways... hell I probably roll around in it...:yawn:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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