"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it gay if you nut in your face?

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Haha I know i'm gonna get flamed for this, but I just thought this was really funny when it happened today. I was getting a great BJ in the car today, and when I was ready, I assumed she was gonna take it in her mouth, but maybe she just miscalculated. Long story short, it shot on my shirt, and all the way on my forehead, above my eyebrowes. For what it's worth, we were really laughing about it for a long time...it's definately something that hasn't happened before and probably won't again. :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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da ****?
 
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...I dont think its "Gay," persay since you probably kiss her still even after SHE takes one in the mouth.
 
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did you enjoy it? lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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don't worry not a big deal. not like you meant for it to happen, unless you did on a subconsious level, just kidding lol.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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yes its gay

you are gay now

did you get the answer that you wanted by posting something this utterly stupid on a seduction forum?
 
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The Motivator said:
yes its gay

you are gay now

did you get the answer that you wanted by posting something this utterly stupid on a seduction forum?
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No it's not gay.

And it's you who's utterly fvcking stupid for such an asinine reply. The brother had an unusual experience and wanted to share, nothing wrong with that.

It's apparent you've yet to have any sexual experience otherwise you wouldn't carry this puritanistic mentality around like your purse.
 
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Social_disturbance said:
Haha I know i'm gonna get flamed for this, but I just thought this was really funny when it happened today. I was getting a great BJ in the car today, and when I was ready, I assumed she was gonna take it in her mouth, but maybe she just miscalculated. Long story short, it shot on my shirt, and all the way on my forehead, above my eyebrowes. For what it's worth, we were really laughing about it for a long time...it's definately something that hasn't happened before and probably won't again. :D
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No, it's not "gay"...it's a part of YOU, YOUR body makes that stuff, so don't be disgusted with it.

Do you let her kiss you after she has gone down on you?

It would be very unalpha for you to cringe at the thought of YOUR semen touching your face. :p
 
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aim carefully next time :p
 
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KarmaSutra said:
No it's not gay.

And it's you who's utterly fvcking stupid for such an asinine reply. The brother had an unusual experience and wanted to share, nothing wrong with that.

It's apparent you've yet to have any sexual experience otherwise you wouldn't carry this puritanistic mentality around like your purse.
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lol. too serious. it was obviously a sarcastic comment. a joke, savvy?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yes, it's gay. Because the truth is Social_disturbance was jerking off in his car, and he shot himself in the face.
 
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KarmaSutra said:
No it's not gay.

And it's you who's utterly fvcking stupid for such an asinine reply. The brother had an unusual experience and wanted to share, nothing wrong with that.

It's apparent you've yet to have any sexual experience otherwise you wouldn't carry this puritanistic mentality around like your purse.
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Man I love this guy....:rock:
 
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Tell your girl its her turn next time.
 
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This post reminds me of the porno blooper where the guy was aiming the girls face and misses the girl. He hits the cameraman in the eye.

I'll link it later.

comic_relief
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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