"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If she gets in the way? Honestly, I think it is a cultural thing. American guys treat females as if they are royalty. This babushka stuck her nose in a fight (1:04) and she got leveled. None of these Caucasian dudes seemed to care. She hopped right back up like a true sport. I can only imagine in America what would happen. Yet, in America some dude would have pulled a gun. In this region of the Former Soviet Union EVERYONE is pretty much carrying (grenades, guns, etc...Jihad does that to a Nigg*). Yet, they would never think of doing screwing up a fist fight with heavy weaponry. Oh well, a good ol' street fight at least. The dude who hits granny is a beast. Caucasian dudes always have and always will scare me.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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RAZBORKI?




Dude, I'm from Russia, right? I used to qualify myself and my fvcking country whenever I got a chance, just like you do.


Even in light of our current ass hole President hunting illegals, I don't do that anymore. Who cares. I don't need all that hate.


Get this. All that qualifying you doing, sux. Makes you look like a punk. Like there you are, and there is nothing good where you are. You have to qualify yourself and your place to us. Fvck you.


It's not true about not using gunz. Sh1t happens, gunz are gunz, and they are used always, anywhere. It's mostly about the people who use them. You don't see gunz being used in white educated areas here. Just the gheddoes.
 

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Congrats on living in a society where beatin the sh*t out of people is acceptable, which some how makes you cool.
 

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sparky0000 said:
If she gets in the way? Honestly, I think it is a cultural thing. American guys treat females as if they are royalty. This babushka stuck her nose in a fight (1:04) and she got leveled. None of these Caucasian dudes seemed to care. She hopped right back up like a true sport. I can only imagine in America what would happen. Yet, in America some dude would have pulled a gun. In this region of the Former Soviet Union EVERYONE is pretty much carrying (grenades, guns, etc...Jihad does that to a Nigg*). Yet, they would never think of doing screwing up a fist fight with heavy weaponry. Oh well, a good ol' street fight at least. The dude who hits granny is a beast. Caucasian dudes always have and always will scare me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9DWVniZvA
Damned crazy Russians. Now I can see why Hitler labeled them as "subhuman".

That big dude is a coward for kicking that guy in the head when he was already down.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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