"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If a girl says she didnt want to go with her male friend, who called her to a concert, but then changed her mind because she didn't have anything to do that day. Does she want me to ask her out?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just sounds like she's not to fond of this male friend... can you say NICE GUY?

Why don't you just try asking her to go somewhere with you?

Obviously she has nothing better going on for her right now...
 

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I think so too. He's in her class for over a year and listen to this. I'm a sceptic (sp?) person. He said he WON the tickets in a contest and the tickets costed from 20-30$.
 

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LOL!!!!

What a pathetic loser... this guy won't even know what hit him.
I bet that's a lie just so he doesn't look as pathetic as he is.

I'd definately move in on this girl.
 

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So you too also think the tickets were BS. WOW many smart people on this forum.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Today I talked to her and she said she had a great time. Nothing about the guy just about the concert.

Also during workout she said that she couldn't workout while I was around her (I made her laugh alot), I then said to her not to leave as I will have nothing to do between sets and she stayed.

What do you think?

Next time Im asking for a number.(I dont know why I didnt ask today?)
 

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Just A Friend

she still went with the dude to the concert.

she had a good time.

If a girl says she didnt want to go with her male friend, who called her to a concert, but then changed her mind because she didn't have anything to do that day. Does she want me to ask her out?

you could have cut through her bull$hit and said :

well i am doing blah blah blah you can join me

this would have sorted her out once and for all

some old school hip hop

a classic by Biz Markie called Just A Friend

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up
A relationship or some undderstanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

there's a good message in that song. b*tches lie. suss out this "friend" situation of hers out.

maybe it's her BOY FRIEND lol ;)


Lost In Translation :D

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I don't buy that BF story. EX-BF? Maybe.

I think she's an attention wh0re, who keeps nice guys around her on a leash just in case she's bored.

I'd watch the friends-zone... you might already be in it.
 

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I think so too. Well one way to find out ;)
(she is more of a shy girl ,not an attention *****, maybe a sunshine girl)
 

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I think so too. Well one way to find out ;)
(she is more of a shy girl ,not an attention wh0re, maybe a sunshine girl)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Listen to LIT, don't sell yourself short. She's got a friend - she has blatantly admitted that. Honestl, dude, sounds like you're the one in the "FRIEND ZONE", after all, HE went out with her and SHE told YOU about it. No girl in her right mind that has any interest in being with a guy seriously will go an tell him about a date with another guy. I mean think about it. Put it together. I wonder if she talks about you to him??? You should find my thread: "Females Lie" and READ IT.
 

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She never talked about him and we never talk about problems. Always small talk.

About the concert I read the critic and they were excelent.

As I said ,only 1 way to find out and it is to ask her number kiss and than we'll se where I stand.
 

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that was a good rap, i am not into rap much but i know a good one when i see or hear one,

yo lost in translation what's the name of that rap?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Like i said she's a wh0re/sunshine girl whatever you want to call her.
See if you can get any from her, but EITHER WAY MOVE ON.

This girl is not worth a relationship.
 

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word, that biz markie - just a friend

as been a regular in my play list for a while now, i like how it sings the hook...out of tune but still sounds good haha
 
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Originally posted by napoleon
If a girl says she didnt want to go with her male friend, who called her to a concert, but then changed her mind because she didn't have anything to do that day. Does she want me to ask her out?
Who cares??? You are asking the wrong question!!! The question is do you want her?? If yes, then nothing else matters in the equation - go ask!!

And Jake - how is she a hor or not good for a ltr?? Where is that coming from??

Bix markie "just a friend" song was bad!!! Not very good rhythmn!!
 

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it is out of tune on the chorus for a reason

WATCH THE FILM CLIP

download it

VERY VERY FUNNY

shows him acting like an AFC

dressed like an AFC

the chorus that he sings out of tune he is at a piano dressed like mozart with a white wig on george washington style signing his lungs out LOL
 
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