"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is it a good idea to get involved with Ancestry.com so to discover cheating wifey?

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My family has been doing Ancestry.com DNA tests, and I am about to join. It seems that this is a very easy way to get kids' DNA tested ("it's part of our family tradition"), and of course find out if wifey has been cuckolding. And if wifey seems to give resistance to this, that would make it even more important to get the kids tested!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It's complicated, but any DNA test you get on ancestry or like service is not going to be definitive. If you are mostly English with a spattering of other nationalities (like me British 75%, Ashkenazi 17%, Italian 5%, German and Norwegian >2%) and she is cheating with a guy that fits your profile. Plus if your kids are girls, the test results will be all over the place, since half their mothers DNA is lost. If you have boys, then you can DEFINITELY determine who your sons are since boys ALWAYS inherent ALL the "Y" chromosome DNA from you. Girls will be all over the place unless you pay for an expensive DNA analysis.

If you think your wife is cheating on you, there is a very good chance that she is. Trust your gut and like @AJ84 said just hire a PI.... Not that it matters, my ex was the ***** of Babylon when I was in Afghanistan, none of that mattered in divorce court. We've been divorced for 10 years now and I'm still paying for her BS mental heath treatments.... She'll just go to court and cry that she is sick and needs 'help', and the judge will make you help her.
 

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I got my results back in, and it completely nailed my DNA matches with close family members, so it's not just broad portions of regions, but they can determine actual matches. Of course there seems to be someone listed as a 1st cousin that I haven't heard of (of course who still could be a cousin), so wifey would have to be extraordinarily lucky to be able to cuckold with a random person who happens to fit my DNA (or cuckold me with an actual close relative).
 

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Would it bother you if a Dark horse Spanish guy had children with your girl. Haha. Look at the ancestry commercials a guy believed he had German ancestry for his entire life only to find out he was acutally Scottish and that he traded his laderhosen for a quilt.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I got my results back in, and it completely nailed my DNA matches with close family members, so it's not just broad portions of regions, but they can determine actual matches. Of course there seems to be someone listed as a 1st cousin that I haven't heard of (of course who still could be a cousin), so wifey would have to be extraordinarily lucky to be able to cuckold with a random person who happens to fit my DNA (or cuckold me with an actual close relative).
Are you even married? I got the impression from your posts that you are single and do a lot of traveling.
 

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Are you even married? I got the impression from your posts that you are single and do a lot of traveling.
Yes, your impression is correct. I was discussing this topic in general.
 
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