"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is her butt real?

azanon

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bio 101 - asses and tits have one thing in common - they naturally have plenty of fat. There's plenty of logical (Darwinian) reasons for this being the case. Take the fat away, and you basically have a girl with no ass or tits.

The ones with no fat on their ass (great example are body builder women) look about as anti-feminine to me as can possibly be. I think liking that sort of thing might be flirting with gayness, tbh.

In the words of sir mix-a-lot "You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt". Forgive these ..... men.... ladies, for some of these men know not what they say. Close your ears Vida!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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DJVladdy

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You MUST be homo to not like that.
Some of you guys are weird.
 

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DJDamage said:
I am sorry but I like a girl's ass that is tight, athletic because she excercizes and eats right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQYYHcj7o_0
Holy damn. Damn. Damn. Looks like the aspect ratio has been played with to make it more extreme, but pretty nice. Must be latina. Nice, but that is the limit of for me, bigger and it's just a freakshow. Saddlebags though :(

Of course Dolly Pardon was a freakshow too, didn't stop an entire generation of hicks from wanting to bang her. Also made her a rich woman.


azanon said:
bio 101 - asses and tits have one thing in common - they naturally have plenty of fat.
Women in general have more body fat and the arguments you make apply all over. Doesn't mean I want a hog.

"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it".
 

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I'm not going to get into the squabble above, but I will say that anyone who says "plates" to refer to women is a tool. "DJ" does not mean "disc jockey" here, folks. The only "spinning" that happens here is when you tools are rightly used as tampons.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. Unfortunately, the women around here aren't so fly; they're all petite and boring -- oh, sorry, I meant normal-looking. That's why I'm into jailbait with big breasts, lesbians I can't get, and girls built like guys.

How can anyone be attracted to normal-looking women? There's a reason why they're normal-looking: they look just like the next woman. If these are the sort of female fannies you've been hitting, your standards are way too low. You have to go after the chicks with crazy eyes, gimps, and the vertically challenged.

Just kidding. Jeez. ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I wonder what these so called "thick" girls will look like after they pop out a couple of kids. They'll be obese. I'm a small guy as is, (5"9, 155). I personally like petite girls. If you hit it right you'll make their @$$ bigger anyways...
 
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