"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is having sex even worth having to deal with the b!tch after?

Seattle4Life

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Yes, but for guys who don’t want to have any human interaction other than sex, prostitution seems like a solution.
Sex is a human interaction.

It's a lot more honest than going out making pointless small talk.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mrgoodstuff

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I don't believe you.
W o w. I gotta do it all over. Now let me ask you how would i know "it's not a big deal"? And how would i know some of our sex creates a "poison ivy" itch between their thighs? That's in no rap.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ubercat

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Future sexbot customer your time is coming...so to speak.

I take Blackadder's position on this no problem leaves more rampant totty for the rest of us.
 

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I’m not going to internet brag, but let’s just say you would literally kill to switch places with me. And my post is something that happened to my friend, not me. Retard.

P.S. that friend is extremely good looking and pulls basically every time he goes out. So you’d kill to be in his shoes too.
 

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You need to be careful with this way of thinking. Please provide your criteria for high value women and we can then have a discussion. Unfortunately what you will find is there are very few females that meet your “criteria”

Spin plates boys. **** hoes and drop them. That’s the path society has given you
I think it's faulty thinking to think there is any such thing as a "high value woman."

Would you even talk to them if they didn't have a hole? So why not get straight to the point?

Quit lying to yourself and pretending you like them for anything else. Stop pretending you think they're "intelligent" or "interesting" because they're not.
 

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So you wouldn’t fvck a porn star? That’s what I thought. Banging extremely hot pros is worth the money.
Yup.

All the fun. None of the headaches.

Except for the occasional nonsense like what you said happened to your friend.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Sex is a human interaction.

It's a lot more honest than going out making pointless small talk.
Not saying it’s not honest. It’s not a judgement. I am literally saying if all a guy wants to do is ejaculate in a hot girl minus the dating, pointless small talk, or anything else, then pay a prostitute. Who the f**k cares? The girls he’s not bothering to date don’t care, and neither do the guys those girls hook up with.
 

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I’m not going to internet brag, but let’s just say you would literally kill to switch places with me. And my post is something that happened to my friend, not me. Retard.

P.S. that friend is extremely good looking and pulls basically every time he goes out. So you’d kill to be in his shoes too.
Keep doing good.
 
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