"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is Eating Out Ok?

Bigtrucker2008

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I just want to know the opinions of you guys here at this forum. Is eating a girl out ok? And is it ok to seduce a girl by telling her you will do it in some form or fashion???

I ask this because I've heard a wide range of opinions, and I wouldn't mind hearing the opinions of some, so-called (I say "so-called" because I don't use this word), Don Juans.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt

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Is eating a girl out ok?

yes. There is however a thread in H&F that links to an articl about an increased risk of I think throat cancer. I think it's stupid to worry about, but you can decide for yourself. And I would not do it for a woman who did not give head in return.

And is it ok to seduce a girl by telling her you will do it in some form or fashion???

No, never. That's creepy and will scare women away. Tell her you give amazing massages and leave it at that.
 

MooseGod

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Eating out is bad...especially if she tries to make you pay...

Oh that kind of eating out...it's all up to you bud. My personal rule is yes with GF/FBs, no on random hookups. Too easy to catch something. Or 'welcome to the jungle' could start playing in your head as you take off her panties and realize she's got the retro bush...
 

War Against Betaism

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It's whatever to me, though make sure she's clean because your face is the last place you want an STD on as well as your d1ck. If you can eat good pvssy I think it'll only help your cause more.
 

JLW

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I do it. But as someone else said, only to girlfriends and **** buddies. Never a random hookup.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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bigjohnson

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I thought this was gonna be about diet and exercise. Um, well I guess it is, sort of.
 

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Bigtrucker2008 said:
I just want to know the opinions of you guys here at this forum. Is eating a girl out ok? And is it ok to seduce a girl by telling her you will do it in some form or fashion???
Yes its ok to eat a girl out (if its your girl not everyone's girl, do you really want to eat her cooch after joe schmo blow his load there in the morning?!)

No it is not ok to seduce a girl by telling her you are going to eat her out, that would make her the man in this relationship. I know a wuss who is with this girl for 6 months and he eats her out regualry but she doesn't return the favour and suck his d1ck (hint: its ok if she says she will suck your d1ck first, she needs to know that when you eat her its a reward for pleasuring you AND NOT a reward for you for just being there). Also sex is fun cause its unpredictable remember that.
 
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