penkitten
Master Don Juan
2 words= whippet tongue .
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is being "bigger" down there truly better?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Chickfight
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There's nothing more fulfilling in life than having a big d!ck and the ego that comes along with it. Us big d!cked individuals need not tell girls how big our d!cks are (except on forums to random strangers), but we will rub it against them in nightclubs and let them find out for themselves. When we go to public swimming pools we will walk around with our big d!ck swagger and smile and puff our chests out when we notice the eyes wandering to our bulging outline. Children will run in fear, wives will drool, men will envy. The look on a woman eyes when she first beholds it in all it's erect glory sends pleasure and satisfaction through our bodies and gives us that last extra half an inch.
Man does it feel good to have a big d!ck.
Man does it feel good to have a big d!ck.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
Yes, it does matter. but not in the way you probably think it is. Women will go crazy over bigger d1cks, but bigger d1cks don't necessarily equal to more pleasure to them. It's just lust.
Women won't say "size does matter" to the public or men because of their anti-slut defense mechanism. It could've meant they only wanted sex with big d1cks, which is not true. They are still okay with having sex with men with small d1cks, because sex to them is the whole experience. Their slutty side, however, nods eagerly for a big d1ck.
Here's some hints:
* You don't need a foot-long d1ck.
* Women measure with their feelings, not a ruler. If it 'feels' big to her, then it's big.
Women won't say "size does matter" to the public or men because of their anti-slut defense mechanism. It could've meant they only wanted sex with big d1cks, which is not true. They are still okay with having sex with men with small d1cks, because sex to them is the whole experience. Their slutty side, however, nods eagerly for a big d1ck.
Here's some hints:
* You don't need a foot-long d1ck.
* Women measure with their feelings, not a ruler. If it 'feels' big to her, then it's big.
Tortendieb
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Haha, now the only question is how do I tell the a girl I have a big d!ck so she can start lusting... I mean by the time she sees it I already have her anyway 
KarmaSutra
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"You see the problem doesn't lie with his small penis...
...but rather, with YOUR big vagina (make sure the tone lingers in echo)."
...but rather, with YOUR big vagina (make sure the tone lingers in echo)."
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Packers2010
Master Don Juan
dude. my peen is like 15cm. in length. and the last girl i was with i made her *** twice in one sitting.
it's not WHAT you got it's HOW you use it kiddo
it's not WHAT you got it's HOW you use it kiddo
Brooxy
Don Juan
I have to say that i'm pretty insecure about my penis size, i'm about 7 in length and 5 girth but I feel I need to get bigger. As to whether women like bigger ****s I think the answer is sadly yes..
Fortunately penis enlargement excercises do work it just takes time and dedication to reach your goals. For everyone who is unsatisfied, go to www.thundersplace.org and get started with the newbie routine. There are people that have gained like 4 inches and length and 3 inches in girth, very inspiring.
One thing I have been thinking about recently is how PE is compared to body building in the fact that the penis is like any other muscle and will grow with excercise. What annoys me is that following this metaphor some people are like Arnold Schwarznegger or Ronnie Coleman without having to do any work in that they have 9 inch penises naturally, haha. As this forum is all aboyut improving yourself and getting omen if you have a probem, take action and do something about it.
Fortunately penis enlargement excercises do work it just takes time and dedication to reach your goals. For everyone who is unsatisfied, go to www.thundersplace.org and get started with the newbie routine. There are people that have gained like 4 inches and length and 3 inches in girth, very inspiring.
One thing I have been thinking about recently is how PE is compared to body building in the fact that the penis is like any other muscle and will grow with excercise. What annoys me is that following this metaphor some people are like Arnold Schwarznegger or Ronnie Coleman without having to do any work in that they have 9 inch penises naturally, haha. As this forum is all aboyut improving yourself and getting omen if you have a probem, take action and do something about it.
I haven't read anywhere in this thread that technique and performance can actually give the impression of it being bigger, or fatter.
For example if the girl is extremely aroused beforehand and more sensitive, perhaps it gives the illusion of it feeling bigger, or rather "more exciting".
Perhaps the angle affects it, and the technique.
See what I mean?
For example if the girl is extremely aroused beforehand and more sensitive, perhaps it gives the illusion of it feeling bigger, or rather "more exciting".
Perhaps the angle affects it, and the technique.
See what I mean?
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
That's like wondering if baskeball players were born that tall, or they take pills or do special exercises?eaglez1177 said:
How about, they got into porn because they already came prepackaged with the right size tool of the trade.
"Women measure with their feelings" is pretty spot-on. If it's great sex, then you're 'huge'. Their size also changes depending on the time of the month, so sometimes you feel bigger or smaller for them.
Being big can be good or bad... I've been with a girl who started using a dildo constantly to help her "loosen up" a bit, because it was too painful for her when we started. On the other hand, some girls might like it being all the way in even if it hurts. But generally they aren't really into cervix-pounding.
Being big can be good or bad... I've been with a girl who started using a dildo constantly to help her "loosen up" a bit, because it was too painful for her when we started. On the other hand, some girls might like it being all the way in even if it hurts. But generally they aren't really into cervix-pounding.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
first i want to just voice my hatred for penis size threads.Sparky said:
i mean, how can any guy help what they were born with?
therefore, no matter what size they are ... their only option is to learn how to use what they have. period. right? be confident with who you are and what you have. confidence makes a man not penis size.
second, the two magic words are "whippet tongue". no chick has ever complains about a man who has one of those. in fact, no one ever complains about someone's tongue being too big but i have heard chicks complain about huge penises hurting them. (so how big is too big? that varies from each female! )
and thirdly.... the only illusion that i can help you think of is your position. try to use one that will allow you to go in deeper if you are insecure with your package.
typical
Master Don Juan
Well ofcourse a hooker is gonna say a smaller pen!s is nice, she had to take around 10 d!cks everyday. Big ones would make her life hell.
Listen up size does matter just like looks and a good body and charisma and game, IT ALL MATTERS.
Think of it this way I'm 24cm in length and 6 foot tall (just measured it), every girl I have dated loves the "tall dark and handsome" thing I have going on.
And every girl Ive fu(ked always texts a day later or calls in the morning and tells me that it still feels like my di(k is in her pu$$y.
So you can tell yourself whatever you want but yes a bid di(k or above average (as in my case) is very beneficial.
Listen up size does matter just like looks and a good body and charisma and game, IT ALL MATTERS.
Think of it this way I'm 24cm in length and 6 foot tall (just measured it), every girl I have dated loves the "tall dark and handsome" thing I have going on.
And every girl Ive fu(ked always texts a day later or calls in the morning and tells me that it still feels like my di(k is in her pu$$y.
So you can tell yourself whatever you want but yes a bid di(k or above average (as in my case) is very beneficial.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
And *****es get hot for the epic size of my ****.
When *****es talk ****, I just whip out my **** and they go BLIND. Like they just looked right into a nuclear explosion.
MY **** IS THE EQUIVALENT OF TZAR BOMBA.
NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU FAGGOTS???!!!
When *****es talk ****, I just whip out my **** and they go BLIND. Like they just looked right into a nuclear explosion.
MY **** IS THE EQUIVALENT OF TZAR BOMBA.
NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU FAGGOTS???!!!
I never told anyone this but.....
Russia is actually my penis.
There I said it.
If it were any smaller, I know no chick would look at me. My penis size matters a lot to my confidence. I mean, my **** is Russia. People live on there and work in factories and ****. The AK-47 was invented on my penis. How could it not it be a part of my identity and security?
Penis size is important, but your **** will never be as big as my ****. Because my **** is RUSSIA! Many men even call my **** "Mother". "Mother Russia".
HOW ABOUT THAT???!??!!?!
Russia is actually my penis.
There I said it.
If it were any smaller, I know no chick would look at me. My penis size matters a lot to my confidence. I mean, my **** is Russia. People live on there and work in factories and ****. The AK-47 was invented on my penis. How could it not it be a part of my identity and security?
Penis size is important, but your **** will never be as big as my ****. Because my **** is RUSSIA! Many men even call my **** "Mother". "Mother Russia".
HOW ABOUT THAT???!??!!?!
SharinganUser
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San Jose California said:
You know what they say about dogs with a big bark right?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.