Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Read more...

is anybody afraid of the dentist?

insanity

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 19, 2006
Messages
529
Reaction score
3
Location
place to place.
i have broken alot of bones in my body and it wasn't a big deal. i have been beating and bloodied and walked away tougher. heck even walking up to hot chicks never posed a threat. but the dentist. thats one bad mofo.

over the holidays i was eating some peanuts and i bit into one and it broke one of my back teeth in half and its starting to hurt. it's not getting teeth pulled that hurts or the drill. it's that big shiny needle that he sneaks into your mouth and it really hurts and the freezing sucks too cause it numbs even your ear and you can't talk.

i thought brushing my teeth 4 times a day would keep me from ever seeing that demon forever. but i may just have to suck it up.

anyone else hate the dentist?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Teflon_Mcgee

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 3, 2006
Messages
918
Reaction score
27
I never hated the dentist at all until I was 18 and got my bottom wisdom teeth pulled. They weren't yet exposed so they had to cut ALOT and break them out and pull them in pieces. They also didn't let the novacaine take effect long enough before they started cutting and I felt all the cutting.
Fortunately they stopped and waited another ten minutes (at my request) to break them and pull them.

4 years later I got my top wisdom teeth pulled. OHHHHH. I almost puked from the pain and had to have the dentists stop to let my stomach settle. It was so much worse even though they were exposed. I think most people get gassed for this type of procedure but I just had novacaine both times. Not recommended.
 

Precursor

Don Juan
Joined
Oct 1, 2006
Messages
174
Reaction score
2
Location
California, SF
Yeah i had 4 of mines removed in July of 2006 at age 16. I've had worst surgeories so the pain was bearable but i looked horrible while i was recovering. Swollen cheeks made me look fat and i was too exhausted from doing anything for being inactive. I consider it another obstacle in life and when its over, you only come out stronger.
 

LA_Chico

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Nov 13, 2006
Messages
365
Reaction score
1
Location
Los Angeles baby!
I am afraid of a drill in my mouth bro
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

Teflon_Mcgee

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 3, 2006
Messages
918
Reaction score
27
Berlex said:
i'm studying to be a dentist...muahaha
Woman: So what are you studying?
Berlex: I'm learning to be a dentist!
Woman: Really? That is so cool!
Berlex: Yeah!?! Here, let me show you.
Woman: umm...okay!
Berlex: Just close your eyes and open up your mouth really wide [sound of zipper unipping].........
 

penkitten

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2001
Messages
8,256
Reaction score
236
Age
49
Location
at our house
that shot he gives in the upper inside roof of your mouth, its the most terrible thing on this planet.

it was 4million times worse than ever have babies.
 

Berlex

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 4, 2005
Messages
424
Reaction score
6
Teflon_Mcgee said:
Woman: So what are you studying?
Berlex: I'm learning to be a dentist!
Woman: Really? That is so cool!
Berlex: Yeah!?! Here, let me show you.
Woman: umm...okay!
Berlex: Just close your eyes and open up your mouth really wide [sound of zipper unipping].........
haha I should use that :rockon:
 
Top