The Devil's Advocate
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Dude, calm down. You're TWENTY-ONE and she is FIFTEEN. I could care less if you had sex with her, whatever floats your boat... but seriously, look at yourself! You're going apesh*t over there over a FIFTEEN year old. What's wrong with you? Seriously - I can see maybe if you have one-itis for a chick your own age, or maybe even someone a little younger than you... but you're obsessing over a girl who just hit puberty that you've only seen twice!!! Do you not see anything wrong with this situation?Originally posted by Feskaren
Damnit! i just went to a god damn party and guess what... the same little fifteen year old hot girl was there... and she "freaked out" when i hit on her.... i hate all women and especially that little ho.... man i just wanna kill someone.... preferably her date...
I mena why!! why cant i just get a girl... like her preferably.... i need to improve my game drastically.... cant even get a fifteen year old... what should i do damnt it... arhhggg.... i aint mad... im just like a little pissed off!111111!!!!... any advice anyone? before i go shot my self with a sawed of shotgun filled with enough nails and rusty screwdrivers to choke a dolhpin?
My advice: Go for someone else. Really. If I was shot down by a 15 yr old I'd be pretty upset too... I'd take it as me being pathetic.
If you want to continue to hit on girls that are that age, here are a few great openers:
- Hi, I have a car.
- Hi, I drive.
- Hi, I have a cell phone.
- Hi, I can get into clubs.
- Hi, I can buy alcohol.
- Hi, I have a job.
- Hi, I graduated from High School.
- Hi, you look just like my little brother's last girlfriend.
Cheers.