"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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is 15 to young for a 21 y.o.?

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Originally posted by Feskaren
Damnit! i just went to a god damn party and guess what... the same little fifteen year old hot girl was there... and she "freaked out" when i hit on her.... i hate all women and especially that little ho.... man i just wanna kill someone.... preferably her date...


I mena why!! why cant i just get a girl... like her preferably.... i need to improve my game drastically.... cant even get a fifteen year old... what should i do damnt it... arhhggg.... i aint mad... im just like a little pissed off!111111!!!!... any advice anyone? before i go shot my self with a sawed of shotgun filled with enough nails and rusty screwdrivers to choke a dolhpin?
Dude, calm down. You're TWENTY-ONE and she is FIFTEEN. I could care less if you had sex with her, whatever floats your boat... but seriously, look at yourself! You're going apesh*t over there over a FIFTEEN year old. What's wrong with you? Seriously - I can see maybe if you have one-itis for a chick your own age, or maybe even someone a little younger than you... but you're obsessing over a girl who just hit puberty that you've only seen twice!!! Do you not see anything wrong with this situation?

My advice: Go for someone else. Really. If I was shot down by a 15 yr old I'd be pretty upset too... I'd take it as me being pathetic.

If you want to continue to hit on girls that are that age, here are a few great openers:
  • Hi, I have a car.
  • Hi, I drive.
  • Hi, I have a cell phone.
  • Hi, I can get into clubs.
  • Hi, I can buy alcohol.
  • Hi, I have a job.
  • Hi, I graduated from High School.
  • Hi, you look just like my little brother's last girlfriend.

Cheers.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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penkitten

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im not even gonna read this post and im still gonna reply

YES!!! its too old

chester!!
 

PRMoon

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as long as 15 don't get you 20 where you're from then I say go for it. what do you have to lose?

Though 15 year old girls don't really understand the concept of a fully mature relationship so you'd better be sure that this girl is exceptional.
 

Centaurion

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lol this is norway in a nutshell. you see all these young sluts hanging around with 20year olds. i really dont know whos fault it is, the sluts for putting out or the guys for porking them.

it's ****ed up.
 

Adrian

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I think thats a little too young dude. On top of that she shot you down. Don't worry about it and move on.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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