"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Iphone,Blackberry orG1

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I think I'm going to stay away from smart phones until they come up with a way to make longer lasting batteries. Compared to a traditional cell phone, these new smart phones are ridiculously paltry on battery life.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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excellent point. My father and his girlfriend just got Iphones and had to charge them up twice in one afternoon/evening I spent with them. Terrible!!
 
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mpimpin said:
excellent point. My father and his girlfriend just got Iphones and had to charge them up twice in one afternoon/evening I spent with them. Terrible!!
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When fully charged I've NEVER had my iPhone go dead in less than a day, ever. What where they doing for the love of god? Using the vibrate function as a sex toy?
 
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