"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I was drinking watch skins while texting a girl i have been out with some friends. it's the same girl i always drunk text lol.

so, i figure it's the end of the world i should text her. here is the next convo

me: " i just wanted to say before we all die tonight when the zombies come nd eat us alive and we have to go rick grims on there ass, that YOU girl have a nice ass! "

her: 2 nawwww i hope you still think it's nice when it's all zombied up! hehehe ;) "

me: "oh don't worry... i'll keep you around as a pet while i rape and pillage what's left of the land!"

her: "oh dear i am a bit scared hahaha!"
( i miss the above text her text because i am watching skins and drinking.)
her: "playing poker and totally sucking! getting delt ****! grrrrrr btw i like your eyes ;)"

( at this point i am like.. umm.. wtf? she likes me eyes :S )

me: "your playing poker... and you didn't consult me? i'm the poker king! thanks, if you come take my glasses off you can get a closer look"

( the above text is bad right?)

her: "a closer look hahahahahahahaha i won't c much in there! "
( i miss the text again)
Her:"but i'm sure i'd come out in one of your shirts" ( we have talked about her coming off and dressing up in one of my shirts. she randomly sext me on last Wednesday. must have been horny or something )

me: "witch one? i have a few in my collection maybe you should try some on?"

her: "hmmmm.. i like starch white thanks... or maybe i'll just wear a tie hahahahha.. "

me: yeah.. i think a tie would look good between your boobs.. but then again so would my C0£ck

her: well said! ( she's not impressed here. i send the above text because it's the next day and i am still laughing about the c0£ck line. )

the next few text are slow i ask how the poker is going. she says she is done playing a game called 51. i tell her to teach me and i can teach her poker. she tells me she will teach me.

i drop the convo here cos skins is better her crappy convo.


my question is. is she just blowing smoke up my ass.. ie.. just throwing out the compliments and **** just to keep me on the line. stroke her ego. or dose she like me?

it's hard because BOTH our logistics suck. i have tried to ask her out before. i did ask her for a drink on Wednesday when my date ended early. but she was busy sorting out photos. apparently i got out of her that it was photos of her ex she was with for 9 years and she has kid with her.

**** goes soft at this point. but a she is a 7. so a pump and dump is ok i guess.

so what do you think?


Tl;DR Cliffs. i'm a noob who can't text. what do i do?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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JohnChops said:
I think you should bang herrrrrrrrrr ****ing now! Hi how are you doing let's meet up here at xtime and boom your in ( meh I'm drunk too lol)

yeah. she lives like an hour away from me. plus i have been trying to get her to come out but she won't lives with folks and had kid.

my logistics are just as bad. minus the kid.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The logistics are bad...get a hotel? Tell her: you're coming to (insert where she lives here), you two have some unfinished business to deal with involving a starch white shirt, a tie, and something about strip poker lessons at (insert hotel near her here). And to meet you there at 6:00 or w/e. Bing BANG boom.

Or suggest the same at either of your houses the next time one of your families are gone.
 

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it sucks that it's xmass. cos i know she will be with her family.

my money is out for the next 4 days. might get her to come over on boxing day
 
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