"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Introducing Our Moderators...

Void

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I was sitting here bored and I thought "our moderators are too cool!" :)

AC- With his witting, dark, humor and posts. And the fact that he's black and listens to Marilyn Manson. And he's off drugs now :cheer: (as in addicted)

Vincent- Becoming more active, closing posts by idiots, and uhh looking cool. He kind of looks like a surfer. :) (yeah i was bored and looking at posted pics)


Sammo- Australian party pimp, good contributor to my field report thread. Good with girls.

TheVirtualMind- He's a new moderator, and is a good samaritan for helping. We have yet to see much character from him. Occasionally makes a good joke.



Everyone drop in and leave some comments. We really do have better mods than the other forums. Be grateful.



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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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[]D [] []V[] []D

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lmao makes a joke occasionally... he must be a pimp! lol
 

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Re: Re: Introducing Our Moderators...

Originally posted by Brak86
why dont you just ask for their numbers already?
I already got most of there numbers :crackup: :cheer: :p

I'm one step ahead of you void :woo:

comic_relief
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Antichrist_Star

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Intense. :)

AS
 

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I think its time to change your tampon
 

Void

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
I think its time to change your tampon
i was kidding around. I think its time some people *COUGH* OAKRAIDERZ*COUGH* take everything a bit more lightly.

As for the phone number remark...i think i will ask... :p


Hi AC! (HOLDS EC) I got to be leaving, but how about we got some coffe some time?

*AC PULLS OUT PIECE OF PAPER*

"my phone number is 1-800-male-jig"

loll

comic_relief it looks like were going to have to fight to the death now :(
 

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Originally posted by Void
i was kidding around. I think its time some people *COUGH* OAKRAIDERZ*COUGH* take everything a bit more lightly.

As for the phone number remark...i think i will ask... :p


Hi AC! (HOLDS EC) I got to be leaving, but how about we got some coffe some time?

*AC PULLS OUT PIECE OF PAPER*

"my phone number is 1-800-male-jig"

loll

comic_relief it looks like were going to have to fight to the death now :(

.......................

AS
 

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Re: Re: Re: Introducing Our Moderators...

Originally posted by comic_relief
I already got most of there numbers :crackup: :cheer: :p
Prove it!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Introducing Our Moderators...

Originally posted by whyshy
Prove it!
I could but what would that do, give some members whack off material to prove a point. Some members would probably be like "Oh AS... Oh god, your too damn good to me... "

No I don't need mods getting creepy @$$ phone calls. Thank you very much.

I did interview two of the mods of the forum for the newspaper though on differnet opinions.

As to void, I accept your challenge *slaps your face with a glove* "I demand satisfaction" :D

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man, the moderators and me are like brothers. We got in my bad ass jet the other day and went to KFC and got some fire hot wings & biscuits..sheeeot
 

The Master Disaster

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Originally posted by Void
I was sitting here bored and I thought "our moderators are too cool!" :)

AC- With his witting, dark, humor and posts. And the fact that he's black and listens to Marilyn Manson. And he's off drugs now :cheer: (as in addicted)

Vincent- Becoming more active, closing posts by idiots, and uhh looking cool. He kind of looks like a surfer. :) (yeah i was bored and looking at posted pics)


Sammo- Australian party pimp, good contributor to my field report thread. Good with girls.

TheVirtualMind- He's a new moderator, and is a good samaritan for helping. We have yet to see much character from him. Occasionally makes a good joke.



Everyone drop in and leave some comments. We really do have better mods than the other forums. Be grateful.



:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
TOTAL ! AFC! Do i have to say it?


KINO!
KINO!!
KINO!!!

EDIT: My Bad srry its a habit
 

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Originally posted by kidkoala
VINCENT STRIKES AGAIN; SHUTS DOWN TAIWANESE DUDE"S THREAD AND SAYS WHAT THE **** IS THIS. VINCENT YOU"RE SO HELPFUL. JESUS CHRIST. LEAVE THE THINGS LIKE THIS THREAD THAT BLOW UP YOUR EGO AND EVERYTHING ELSE U DON:T LIKE SHUTDOWN> I THOUGHT TAIWANESS DUDE;S THREAD WAS GOOD, being half azn myself, but ur prolly some white dude who wouldn;t get it. Stop shutting down things that are helpful and saying what the **** is this. Respect questions
why are you mad at a moderator for doing his job?
 

comic_relief

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Originally posted by penkitten
why are you mad at a moderator for doing his job?
people have always been *nice* people for *complimenting* the moderators for doing a good job. I remember Wyldfire (got a lot of respect for you but just pointing out examples), Player_Supreme, and many other posters. Most currently is Mr. Cardio.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sammo is just gangster.
 

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I really have no idea where you found a picture of me, I thought I took them down :eek:
 
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