hi all , i am kind of new and trying to pimp online style in some friends networks.
atleast thats what they call them. for the record english isnt my first language so give me a break
anyways i want your tips coz seems like i am getting stuck all the time.
( btw i know these are quite childish convos.. all i am going for is getting msn)
subject of message is always : cute ass
and first message is : we at <so and so netwrok name> are very dissapointed with you
first runner up :
she - looooooooool (with big smiles) , why is that ?
me - seems like you dont let anyone pinch your ass but yourself , we cant allow such inconsiderate ppl to be on this network.
she - bummer... i am an ass virging , what can i do
me - ass virgin ? thats way kinky .. i am getting a feaver now
( lol this is all translated so might sound bit funny )
her - lol
me - send me your messanger add. and we can talk faster , pervert
her - i am working
me - you better send me some of that money you are making there , i
feel so used
her - sorry , i am greedy
me - you are not greedy , you are a punk ! . you are lucky i am not there
her - if you say so
thats where i had nothing more to say so i moved on
second girl
her - and why if i may ask ?
me - i expect you to smile first , sit comfortably
her - ok , i am smiling and sitting comfortably
me - this is a little dance i once learned.. stop ! in the name of love.. be4 you break my heart
her - and the context ... i didnt get it
me - it was a sexy dance... you really dont understand anything
her - so where is the disappointment ?
me - what ? so i screwed up abit cause the thong is all tight... evrybody is a critic
her - i am gonna say cool , even though i still dont understand anything.
me - you are just not going with the flow... maybe its all the "bad" food in you ( some holiday thing , dont ask )
her - heavens no , i am eating only what is allowed
me - really ?! well you look like you could care less about that ,
too bad , i thought we could share some forbidden passions for food
her - loooooooooooooooool you are alright..
me - shh dont tell evryone. swing your hair back for a sec , that must be impressive.
her - well , how is it ?
me - hard to appriciate from this distance
send me your msn it might be more impressive there
no reply after that
3rd girl
her - oh really ? why ?!
me - seems like you keep spamming people with weird messages ,
i am gonna have to arrest you. ( this one was a hot ***** with a boyfriend )
her - hahahaha you dont say
me - exactly ,
here are the handcuffs, click
we are gonna move to msn and have an interogation , whats the address
her - hah i dont think so hun
i am not gonna go through an interogation and especially not with you... besides didnt you notice i was taken ?!
me - taken ? i dont mind . i cant believe you dont trust me , i have such a naive smile
in any case its non negotionable ( this was a big mistake lol )
her - anyways hun i am out of here , do it with someone else bye
me - wow .. that is so romantic chickname ( had no clue what to do )
4th chick
her - why ?
me - you just drove this entire site crazy , i am gonna arrest you for annoyance and lack of morality
her - hahahaha thank you
me - thank you ? its not gonna be pleasant , here are the handcuffs , click
we'll continue the interogation at msn which adress is ?
her - kinda smart ... and why should i give it to a guy who doesnt even have a picture on ?
me - a pic ? now i really feel cheap , and i thought i had the sexiest ass here.
her - prove it .........
me - you know how hard it would be for a girl to lose her verginity if she cant even give out her msn add ? ( this line got me a response elswhere )
no response from her
guys , i need tips ! telll me how you would handle their lines , whatever you got
atleast thats what they call them. for the record english isnt my first language so give me a break
anyways i want your tips coz seems like i am getting stuck all the time.
( btw i know these are quite childish convos.. all i am going for is getting msn)
subject of message is always : cute ass
and first message is : we at <so and so netwrok name> are very dissapointed with you
first runner up :
she - looooooooool (with big smiles) , why is that ?
me - seems like you dont let anyone pinch your ass but yourself , we cant allow such inconsiderate ppl to be on this network.
she - bummer... i am an ass virging , what can i do
me - ass virgin ? thats way kinky .. i am getting a feaver now
( lol this is all translated so might sound bit funny ) her - lol
me - send me your messanger add. and we can talk faster , pervert
her - i am working
me - you better send me some of that money you are making there , i
feel so used
her - sorry , i am greedy
me - you are not greedy , you are a punk ! . you are lucky i am not there
her - if you say so
thats where i had nothing more to say so i moved on
second girl
her - and why if i may ask ?
me - i expect you to smile first , sit comfortably
her - ok , i am smiling and sitting comfortably
me - this is a little dance i once learned.. stop ! in the name of love.. be4 you break my heart
her - and the context ... i didnt get it
me - it was a sexy dance... you really dont understand anything
her - so where is the disappointment ?
me - what ? so i screwed up abit cause the thong is all tight... evrybody is a critic
her - i am gonna say cool , even though i still dont understand anything.
me - you are just not going with the flow... maybe its all the "bad" food in you ( some holiday thing , dont ask )
her - heavens no , i am eating only what is allowed
me - really ?! well you look like you could care less about that ,
too bad , i thought we could share some forbidden passions for food
her - loooooooooooooooool you are alright..
me - shh dont tell evryone. swing your hair back for a sec , that must be impressive.
her - well , how is it ?
me - hard to appriciate from this distance
send me your msn it might be more impressive there
no reply after that
3rd girl
her - oh really ? why ?!
me - seems like you keep spamming people with weird messages ,
i am gonna have to arrest you. ( this one was a hot ***** with a boyfriend )
her - hahahaha you dont say
me - exactly ,
here are the handcuffs, click
we are gonna move to msn and have an interogation , whats the address
her - hah i dont think so hun
i am not gonna go through an interogation and especially not with you... besides didnt you notice i was taken ?!
me - taken ? i dont mind . i cant believe you dont trust me , i have such a naive smile
in any case its non negotionable ( this was a big mistake lol )
her - anyways hun i am out of here , do it with someone else bye
me - wow .. that is so romantic chickname ( had no clue what to do )
4th chick
her - why ?
me - you just drove this entire site crazy , i am gonna arrest you for annoyance and lack of morality
her - hahahaha thank you
me - thank you ? its not gonna be pleasant , here are the handcuffs , click
we'll continue the interogation at msn which adress is ?
her - kinda smart ... and why should i give it to a guy who doesnt even have a picture on ?
me - a pic ? now i really feel cheap , and i thought i had the sexiest ass here.
her - prove it .........
me - you know how hard it would be for a girl to lose her verginity if she cant even give out her msn add ? ( this line got me a response elswhere )
no response from her
guys , i need tips ! telll me how you would handle their lines , whatever you got