Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Interesting Story From Line at a Gas Station

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So the other day I'm standing in line at a gas station in Georgia, on my way to Florida with my mom and daughter. So all the sudden I feel hands pawing at my back. Figured it was my daughter doing something goofy to me. I looked back and it was a HB7. She says "Hey I know this seems weird but you have a spider on your back I am trying to get it off you!" I said "oh ok yeah thanks our car is full we don't have room for no spiders!". She pawed over my back for another 15 seconds or so until finally she was able to brush it off and supposedly step on it.. I looked down on the floor and did not see the spider. I said "So you got it then?" She said "Yes thank you it was driving me nuts. I really hate spiders!" Everyone in line was watching her.. And she proceeded to look at a few people individually and tell them how much she hated spiders! There was another dude who I couldn't tell if he was with her or not but he said "She really hates spiders!" I told her "Thanks that spider was trying to get a free ride I don't do free rides!" I paid and left. My daughter said "gee dad that woman was pawing all over you!"

Kind of got me thinking though how often this would happen if a guy packed a spare spider in his pocket and turned it loose on his back at just the right time lol I may try it just for fun and see what happens lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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El Payaso

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I don't think it was only the spider that was trying to ride you...
 
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