"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Interesting presentation about feminism

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"I'd like to thank Father xyz for letting me speak. I've been studying feminism for the past twenty five years blah blah blah, feminism is an attack on our holy mother, the church..."

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The church hates feminism, the church hates russia. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
 

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No offense but anyone who is preoccupied with either communism or feminism is living a generation in the past. Those are both cold-war era concerns.
 
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