One on One
Master Don Juan
I stumbled across this on the web....looks like it's a lady probably on her 30s and her thoughts on men approaching her to go out. I wanted to know if you think of this...
I thought it was interesting, anyways..
I think she's saying it's OK to talk to a girl for the purpose of getting laid, but just don't make it appear that way as that would insult her??As my mom can tell you from listening to me ***** about it, I have no patience for the "let me take you to my place" kind of guy. The thing is, I'm an intelligent woman. I don't not like to have my intelligence insulted. Even if your goal is "let me take you to my place," I prefer to be approached in a more low key manner. Either make me laugh or try to engage me in a conversation that doesn't come across as attacking me for being anti-social. Do not come up to me and tell me, "You're looking a little better today," like the Jiffy Lube guy said to me just yesterday after looking me up and down. My response to that was, "better than what, fool?" You only see me once every three months, so what the heck are you talking about? Can't a girl even get her oil changed in peace?
I feel like the older I get, the more I feel like I'm walking around in a gigantic meat market. Everywhere I go people seem to see the word "single" flashing above my head in big neon lights and they take that as their cue to try to get with me. I am single, but I am not desperate. I do hate being alone 6 days out of 7, but that doesn't mean that I will go out with you just because you tell me I look good or something stupid like that. As an intelligent woman, the last thing I want is for you to expose the full depths of your shallowness (hahaha...depths of shallowness....I crack myself up!) by saying that you really see no worth in me beyond my appearance. First of all, in spite of the kind words of some people, I am well aware of the fact that I am not the traditional Michelle Pfeiffer kind of beautiful. If you come up to me and tell me I'm the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, I'm not falling for it. Yes, every woman wants to believe she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, but let's be real, I'm not. Wooing me with sweet talk will fail miserably for you, and may even end in your humiliation when I expose your sweet talk for the BS it is. Some guy at my gym in college even told me I look like Jennifer Aniston. Fool, please! I'm more likely to fall for the Christian guy line of "I can really see the light of God reflected in you," than I am to fall for "damn! did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" Not as much as its gonna hurt you when I shove my flip flop up your a**.
I thought it was interesting, anyways..