"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Interesting criminal case in Wisconsin

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yep. If a female teacher has sex with her 13 year old male student she gets probation while the male teacher having sex with his 13 y/o female student will get years in prison.
 

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In other words it's legally no big deal if a female 17 years old or older has sex with a underage male (statutory rapes a minor male), but it's a serious felony if a 17 year-old boy does the same. Besides being an obvious double standard and anti-male gender bias, it's a flagrant violation of the the constitution right of equal protection. Basically females are treated like royalty while males are looked at as peasants. When I was a teen ager, you never heard of something as silly as a high school teenager being charged for having sex with his HS aged girlfriend.

On top of that the girl lied and said she was 16 to the police even. That right there proves consent and should be cased closed. Of course legallythere's no such thing as consent under the age of 16, which is ridiculous in its self.
 
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