"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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gregory

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okay, i took summerschool, and basically there is only 1 hot girl in my class, and EVERY guy is after her.

at first, she started flirting with me a little because i knew her from school, and alll of the guys were all like "yo dude what's yoru name" i say "im greg, nice to meet you blah balh..." and then EVERY guy is being nice to me. but then they see me that im talkin to ALL the girls in my class, now ALL of them hate my guts, and i think all the guys are going up to the hb8 and askin her out, of course she refuses. they dont even talk to me, but i dont care honestly. One guy that tried to be my friend i just ignored cuz this guy is a faggot. He goes up to me at the end of class and goes "dont bother that girl ok?" i go "did she tell u that?" and he goes "no. i dont want her to know ok?" i see the kid in the washroom with the guy that tried to be my friend, and they all try to avoid me and not make eye contact. if that dude was alone in the washroom i would have kicked his ass so ****in badly. he goes to dry his hands and he says to me "You gottta wait" and laughs. i go "im waiting" and just ignoring him. this dude is a prick, an AFC with balls, and a major ****block. he thinks he is funny but is a real asswhole. he just sits with all those "guys". If they werent on home turf i would probably have all of them hung by their ****in nuts.

anyways, that hb9 everyone was hitting on, i had a HUGE one-itis for like 6 months. i went over to her house for a project, and what i realized was this: she is a ****IN SLOB with a ****TY PERSONALITY. she's still hot, but guys, she doesnt ****in take care of herself. Her animal will fart and she'll go "ewwwww... smell it!!!" im like WTF?

and i just couldnt wait to get the **** outta there. I was like, forget getting laid, i will find someone else who is less annoying and better lookin. NEXT!

i gonna set my standards higher thanks to her, and gonna play more *****es.

I dont know how many of you are interested on the WHOLE SITUATION, but please read my journal. This will be life changing experience for all... it was for me, and took me a long time to write up.

http://s3.invisionfree.com/theothersosuave/index.php?showtopic=36&st=0&#entry1571799
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A very important aspect of the Don Juan. Looks aren't everything when it comes to women. To me, a very stupid girl is a major turn off.
 

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u know what, tomorrow i am just going to ask her out for the hell of it. this is going to be my first time, with the wrong girl, i know, we cannot stand each other, but we have SOO much in common. its scary. like we're the exact same person. honestly, i am going to see her everyday for another 2 years, my reputation is at stake here, and i know i am setting myself up for rejection, but its just something i gotta do. i got the opportunity to, and a perfect excuse to ask her out to lunch. i really want this to work out, yet i know it wont.
 

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what do you mean by "home turf", what do you mean, is it their bathroom, or their school, even if it is sh*t, get your friends and beat his as s. they dont have to fight, just be ready in case someone else jumps in for him, which believe me, they wont.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by gregory
we cannot stand each other.
Correction, she can not stand you. Give up your plans.

Time to cut your losses and say 'Good game.'
 

Porky

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Why the **** did I need to know this?
 
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why don't you just bend over and let that dude f*ck you in the ass because you know you want him and not the girl, thats the message you're truly conveying.
 
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