"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Insulation: The people a girl surrounds herself with...

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How many gays will you allow your gf to have?

If your gf has a REALLY close gf roomate, do you wonder if they play with each other?

If your target gf has many peripheral guy friends that she tantalizes but keep "at a distance," some her age and some 4, 5, 6 years older, and one a cop, do you tolerate that or do you find that difficult to show her your value when she's got this army of guys, with just as many different talents as you, panting for her and at her beckon call if she were to call?

What do you think about a girl who is enthusiastic about and among guys, always invoking excitement, leading on, but shutting them off when they get too close, as if EVERY guy is funny to them?

What do you think about girls who are MASTER toyers? Who's sole purpose and existence is to toy with a guy, make him look stupid, and NEVER follow up? In fact, try to get the guy fired from his job, arrested, commit suicide, or fight over her?

These extreme type of girls DO exist, and I've been into contact with at least two of them, they're sisters, within the past two years.

Have you EVER encountered what I'm talking about? The Rob-Zombie, praise God-professing, yet chameleon-like two-faced got-everybody-fooled chicks I've witnessed within the past 2 years.

Her smile is like the sunshine, FULL of light, yet there's a darkness, so evil so cruel and merciless, that lies beneath. I've MET this demon, and you want to give her up, but you don't want to put her down.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Not sure if that was a Freudian slip or not, but I absolutely don't want anything to do with a fag hag. Women who hang around gay guys are morally corrupt and the fags will definitely cause trouble in your relationship. If they're not hitting on you, they're trying to cause drama somehow, all under the guise that they care about your girlfriend.
 

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Um....TMI, dude.
Uh, you might want to go take a relaxing vacation or something. Seriously.
Quick.


:rolleyes:
 

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Ok, I'm not sure if just a few (many are straight guys) guy friends are fags. I'm just going by the fact that one of them likes Green Day, another likes this etc etc. Maybe my judgments are off. Everything else is true about these sisters though. They kind of gang up on you to lure you in, to get you possessed by at least ONE of them, so that they can get you into legal trouble or some kind of harm. I've seen them lead on so many guys, even cops, I guess in hope of suing some unsuspecting dude who falls into their trap. They are definitely money hungry. She even told me, "If we got married and had kids, what are we gonna do about money?" I just responded with, "Money isn't everything" to which she says, "oh, yeah it IS." She was fishing for my money, to see if I had any large sum of money, even willing to marry me. She's 27, and her sister is 21. Their mother died at birth of the younger sister.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There's nothing too do but *uck her and her sister in the ass, like a f@g would! LoL
Smells like a sh!t test to me...
 

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ER!C L!VE said:
Dude, you're weirding me out.
She's yelled that at me before, except using the word, "freaking!"

I'm Trying to build a profile, cause this chick's from Hell, unlike any other, I guess. She addresses her girlfriends as "My Love,..." or "Dude,..." She tries to dissuade her girlfriends from getting married too, and points out all of the negatives of their fiances. These are the most gaming b1tches I've ever seen, and they're jealous of their friends getting married. I tell ya, they're witches, but for some Reason, I feel drawn to fvck em. They just turn me on, because I know how much they hate men.

They ride horses, drink beer, and like to get muddy on the farm.
 
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