"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Instead of hating, you should be getting it.

Macaframalama

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For the haters...
https://g.co/kgs/f4QfTL
Mind state: Two four, KB? No, MJ Two Three...
Tube Foul Mouth South. That's me.
It's easier to hate, than relate.
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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You clearly show that guys like Reykhel are bothering you. Anonymous randos should not be bothering you so much.
 

Macaframalama

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You clearly show that guys like Reykhel are bothering you. Anonymous randos should not be bothering you so much.
Nah, I'm good. It makes for pretty good comedy. I haven't got a chance to read their latest rants. Too damm long. I appreciate the concern though.
 
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