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Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

Instagram model posts on r/RoastMe, gets annihilated and deletes her account

resilient

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Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.
Well played, roaster, well played.
 

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Are Ex's allowed to post? Well, here it goes:

You wish you were a real actress so people couldn't see right through you. You look like your major in college was gold digging. You might be able to marry rich if you knew what to do with a d!ck when you see one. You're so desperate for attention you've gone from self-posting on r/prettygirls and r/goddesses to r/roastme. Your little sh!t of a purse dog is the only true loyalty you'll ever find, and even that is contingent on you continuing to feed it. Your tattoos of guns pointing at your vagina are probably there because the dumb-@ss guys you've had to settle for need instructions in finding it under that Demi Moore-inspired bush of yours. You flossed your eyebrows more than a dentist flosses his teeth. Your nipples look like they had a fight with each other and are hiding on the opposite sides of your boobs. You obviously can't take criticism. You will die alone.
Damn, that's the best of them!

(Edited to make swear words clear)
 
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