Insights on this shxt test......

[TonyBaloney]

Ok long story (they always are) but i want to hear what you reckon to this lot.

Gonna do it as bullet points for your consideration, rather than a narrative, eitherwise i could end up talking a glass eye to sleep

1) Met up in late dec, as my first girl after it ended with nuts bpd ex in early oct.

2) She is stunning - a 9, greek origin. declared straightaway the night i met and got into her bed that she wants to stay a virgin until married. i finger fooked her and mutual masterbates.

3) She goes away for a month back to south africa where she grew up - we stay in touch - she brings me back a present.

4) i'm spinning other plates at this point

5) regular dates until valentines day, thinking i'll change her, and pop her cherry. on v day she freaks out when i got the light off in the bedroom, her thinking my finger is my ****.

6) i dump her the day after tellin her its ok for her to get p ussy play, but to quote mick jagger "i dont get no satisfaction"

7) we meet as friends the week after - she walk straight up and kisses me - touchy feely vibe after booze.

8) we keep talking but she goes away again - i'm messing with plates.

9) a month break of just texting

10) she comes over randomly a few times - i end up FISTING HER AND DIDNT REALIZE THAT SHE LIKES THIS AMAZING FETISH!!!!!!! WE START REGULAR FISTING SESSION

11) she goes away to family in greece for 3 weeks

12) we meet up 3 weeks ago. told her while drunk i still love her (?) and she cried. the day after she said i'm amazing but not life long material.

13) we talk about meeting and she says all weekends are booked for a month, but can do tonight, but she texts me at 3.15 to say she has to work.


Is she nuts, or am I nut, or are we both nuts -WTF is going on??????????????????????

 

[loveshogun]

-WTF is going on??????????????????????

I dunno bro. You tell us.

As much as I dislike you, I will say if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck. You don't need to be messing around with ducks.

 

[vatoloco]

2) She is stunning - a 9, greek origin. declared straightaway the night i met and got into her bed that she wants to stay a virgin until married. i finger fooked her and mutual masterbates.

5) regular dates until valentines day, thinking i'll change her, and pop her cherry. on v day she freaks out when i got the light off in the bedroom, her thinking my finger is my ****.

10) she comes over randomly a few times - i end up FISTING HER AND DIDNT REALIZE THAT SHE LIKES THIS AMAZING FETISH!!!!!!! WE START REGULAR FISTING SESSION

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[JohnChops]

HA regular fisting session... my god I hope this is not a troll thread, that would make me said because this is so fvcking funny

 

[TonyBaloney]

John,

Believe it or not, this is all true. Of course its a shortened version~you'd howl with laughter if I told you more.......

I havent heard from her yet...... Tell me if this is a good response...by the way everything is true.....

So we had agreed she was coming over yesterday. I hadnt pushed it and was awaiting hearing from her.

HB9 - " Hey Tony, Not too sure if we had arranged anything for tonight, but I gotta stay at work all night!"

TONY - "Sure - Sleep well!"

1 hour later...

HB9 "Obviously, I'm not actually staying here. I cant help it - i gotta work"

TONY - "Ok so your flaking on me, I cant really say much! I've been up to Richmond park today (in London) The Queen was there, loads of crowds, and would you believe my niece presented the Queen with a bouquet, and was interviewed for TV!!!"


No response.......perhaps i've baffled the sh it outta her like shes baffled me? Its all true though, about the Queen....

 

[Spinning Spinning]

TONY - "Ok so your flaking on me, I cant really say much! I've been up to Richmond park today (in London) The Queen was there, loads of crowds, and would you believe my niece presented the Queen with a bouquet, and was interviewed for TV!!!"


No response.......perhaps i've baffled the sh it outta her like shes baffled me? Its all true though, about the Queen....

OMFG that is gold bro. If that doesn't work nothing will. The extreme sarcasm is telling her that you're over the whole thing and either put out or get out. Whether it was deliberate or not absolute genius!!

 

[nismo-4]

Ok you have a fisting fetish. To each their own.

Women are crazy.

Even foreign women know how to flake. :crazy: You also had her on a pedestal and were surprised when she started flaking? :crackup: I wasn't, because 9's have that ability. Believe that.

I'm ruling you guilty of saying I love you first. That is what women are to say first to you. You practically gave up all your power and killed damn near all mystery along with attraction. This comes with a fine of 2 blue balls, a broken heart, and a stressed mind. Also a trip to Unrequited, Wyoming.

As soon as you say I do, they say I DON'T! Hence the crying and her loss of any (and probably all) interest in you.

Your princess is in another castle. Letting this girl go and spinning more plates and not worrying about this girl is the best thing that is for you. So ordered.

Case closed.