"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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insects as protein

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I read that gram for gram, madagascar hissing ****roaches(widely eaten in the 3rd world) have 4x the protein of chicken. Bugs are low in fat and what they have is similar to fish fat with Omega 3 and is considered healthy. They have lots of vitamins and are an extremely efficient source of protein with little impact on the environment when you consider the environmental costs of what it takes to raise a pound of beef vs a pound of insects. And on top of that, they are dirt cheap.

I couldn't imagine eating them, but when you look at it on paper, insects SHOULD actually be one of the main food sources of body builders, more than eggs, fish, chicken or beef.. Not that I'm going to try it!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I use to feed hissing roaches to my spiders.
I stopped because they're usually infested with mites.

I'd maybe eat fried grasshoppers. Might make a good beer snack.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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bacon grease is good ****. low smoke point, though, so you have to be choosy with your applications.
 

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back when i lived in china, my grandpa and i would go out looking for cicadas and we'd soak them in salt water and fry them. They were delicious.
 

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speakeasy said:
when you look at it on paper, insects SHOULD actually be one of the main food sources of body builders, more than eggs, fish, chicken or beef.. Not that I'm going to try it!
Communism works well on paper too..
 

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Communism might work better if every time it was implemented it wasn't met by the world's derision and run into the ground by a dictator.

It's never really gotten a shot.
 

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mrRuckus said:
Communism might work better if every time it was implemented it wasn't met by the world's derision and run into the ground by a dictator.

It's never really gotten a shot.
Vietnam is communist and they eat bugs. So there.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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mrRuckus said:
Communism might work better if every time it was implemented it wasn't met by the world's derision and run into the ground by a dictator.

It's never really gotten a shot.

Well as I see it the cause of the problem is the human element. As the old adage goes, Absolute power corrupts absolutely.


Speakeasy,

I concede the point, if we were raised to eat bugs this would probably sound like a great idea (as you pointed out in Vietnam).

This would totally change ones outlook of bugs indoors from pests.. to 'snacks on the go' ;)
 

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Come on guys... Bugs? What about a nice medium-rare marinated ribeye steak?

I'm all for being an individual and listening yourself rather than society, but eating insects is where I draw the line until it becomes more socially acceptable. How are you gonna explain to the girl you bring back to your place what the big cage full of crickets in the refrigerator is for?

Steak and whole eggs for me, thank you.
 

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Quiksilver said:
How are you gonna explain to the girl you bring back to your place what the big cage full of crickets in the refrigerator is for?

You still feel the need to explain yourself to women?
 

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I would be willing to do this. Where can I get them? Ones that don't have mites that is?
You can get them at exotic pet stores.
They run about a one to three bucks, if I remember correctly.
All the ones I've gotten to feed my spiders have been crawling with mites though.

Here's a vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE3xoeVHPKs
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MrRuckus said:
You still feel the need to explain yourself to women?
Whether I explain myself to people or not doesn't change their mind about things. Eg. You have a massive gargantuan zit on the edge of my lip(right in the middle on top), you can explain that one away all you want, but you ain't gettin no kiss :D

And if she misses the big honker, she certaintly won't miss the cricket leg stuck in your teeth when her tongue makes it to first base.

Again, I'd have no problems with it if society as a whole didn't deem it disgusting.

p.s. Don't these bugs **** all over themselves in captivity?
 

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Cricket legs in your teeth? You don't floss either?

I can't see many girls ditching you because of crickets. If they're leaving over something like that you really haven't attracted her very much to begin with. You can get away with some crazy sh1t once you have them attracted. And if nothing else, showing the power that you don't care much about what they think and don't need to explain yourself attracts them more.

You think the chickens stuck in their coops don't? Pigs?
 

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mrRuckus said:
Cricket legs in your teeth? You don't floss either?

I can't see many girls ditching you because of crickets. If they're leaving over something like that you really haven't attracted her very much to begin with. You can get away with some crazy sh1t once you have them attracted.
I don't think I'd want to kiss a chic with bug goo in her mouth.
 
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