"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Injured while having sex?!

DJDamage

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Ever happen to you? last night this chick was riding me while being on top and I think she leaned backwards or something and I felt my calf muscle on my left leg strained, spasm and then felt an immediate sharp pain to the area. I yelled out like an old man "ohh my leg, get off me!" haha I had to appologized to her for the reason I yelled at her. The good news is that it doesn't appear to be torn but just strained so hopefully the small pain I feel while walking will go away in a few days.

Anybody had other injuries or something similar while fvcking?!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Well, Not really a injury. But, while fvcking my girlfriend in the back of my SUV. I've gotten rug burns on my knees or rasberrys or whatever you call that. I still got the scars to show it! :crackup:

Umm.. another thing I was fvcking a girl doggy style pretty hard and fast. My d!ck slipped out and when I thrusted hard I missed the whole and bent my d!ck. If you get the idea of what I'm talking about it hurt. :crazy:
 

SmoothTalker

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Haha the missing the hole and bending thing happened to me once before. Vigorous doggy style is dangerous!
 

decades

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I got a pulled groin.
 
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