"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Good times, good times.

So this girl I sort of have an infatiation with (used to be A LOT worse) texted me to come out drinking tonight. She's been showing sudden interest in me again. We met up, went out with a couple friends, got a little drunk, and everybody else took off (one guy was coming back, had to drop off some people).

Earlier this girl was asking about how insane my parents are. Right now I'm living back home with the parents. Real suave ****, right? I told her a while back that my mom won't let me have anyone in the house, which has been true my whole life. Nobody can come over Oh well.

Well when everyone left, she was hinting at going back to my house. Said something about wanting to have sex with men again (I'm not sure what that meant exactly). I told her no can do, and told her I was celibate now anway. She argued that I wasn't celibate, and I just told her that Morrissey was my hero. Haha! She was basically quiet the whole rest of the night, started yawning and said she had to go home and go to sleep. I drove her back to her car, gave her a hug, and she got out of my car and flashed her tits (44 DD's, natural, insane ****!). I just smiled and waved bye.

I mean, I probably could have had the ride of my life tonight, but **** it. She's pulled the LJBF's, ****tease routine so many times in the past, that it felt good to play with her head a little. Even if she was teasing me again, I wasn't about to fall into that trap.

In all seriousness though, I want to **** this chick SO bad. I'm literally wanting to kick my own ass. What do I do?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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44DD's??

She's fat.



PIMP
 

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monster squad said:
Good times, good times.

So this girl I sort of have an infatiation with (used to be A LOT worse) texted me to come out drinking tonight. She's been showing sudden interest in me again. We met up, went out with a couple friends, got a little drunk, and everybody else took off (one guy was coming back, had to drop off some people).

Earlier this girl was asking about how insane my parents are. Right now I'm living back home with the parents. Real suave ****, right? I told her a while back that my mom won't let me have anyone in the house, which has been true my whole life. Nobody can come over Oh well.

Well when everyone left, she was hinting at going back to my house. Said something about wanting to have sex with men again (I'm not sure what that meant exactly). I told her no can do, and told her I was celibate now anway. She argued that I wasn't celibate, and I just told her that Morrissey was my hero. Haha! She was basically quiet the whole rest of the night, started yawning and said she had to go home and go to sleep. I drove her back to her car, gave her a hug, and she got out of my car and flashed her tits (44 DD's, natural, insane ****!). I just smiled and waved bye.

I mean, I probably could have had the ride of my life tonight, but **** it. She's pulled the LJBF's, ****tease routine so many times in the past, that it felt good to play with her head a little. Even if she was teasing me again, I wasn't about to fall into that trap.

In all seriousness though, I want to **** this chick SO bad. I'm literally wanting to kick my own ass. What do I do?
You're on the right track by fvckin' with her and pullin' away. Tell her they're nice but you've seen some better ones on the California cheese cows.

Keep playin' brother. She'll crack soon enough.
 

milrenkb

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KarmaSutra said:
=. Tell her they're nice but you've seen some better ones on the California cheese cows.
LMAO

yeah agreed. Hey that takes a lot of balls to do. Hey if shes worth half her salt then she'll be back.
 
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Keep it up. Dont let her win easy. Show intrest but tease her.


Good work mate
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She sent me this today:

"so...last night was fun. sorry i got real sloppy drunk again. you don't mind though right?"
 
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