"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Influenza

DrMetallica

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I have the flu. I can't believe how terrible it is making me feel. I had numerous colds this past year but didn't even bat an eyelash, but the flu has trapped me in bed for 3 days now. I've had a fever of 103F. It seems like I have a permanent headache. I'm always cold. My body aches, especially my back. Luckly my nose has turned into a faucet of mucus and I'm going through tissues like 50 Cent goes through groupies. I say luckly because when you start getting mucus that means that your body is expelling the virus.

I've been popping Aspirin and Ibuprofin like there's no tomorrow. That can't be good for me. What else can I expect from this flu? How much longer will I feel ****ty? Any remedies that you know of? Will I be able to go in to work on next Monday (I've had strong symptoms since Saturday)?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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usually ur out 7 days or so with the flu, depends on how strong ur immune system is. numerous colds you say? I havent been sick all year so maybe im lucky.

are you throwing up? i know when i had the flu a long time ago i was pukin like crazy so try and drink alot of tea (peppermint green tea) and eat alot of fruit like canteloupe and whatever else you can stomach.

you should be good by next monday.
 

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Sorry to hear you are down and out Dr. M

My best advice I can give is to get your hands on some fresh ginger root. It stops headaches, eases an upset stomach, detoxifies the liver, controls nausea and also reduces inflammation anywhere in the body. It is revered as a sacred herb in Chinese medicine for its vast and powerful healing properties.

All you need to do is steep about a teaspoon of chopped fresh ginger in a cup of boiling water to make a tea. Add honey (or even better, maple syrup) a pinch of cayenne pepper (stops mucus, add as much as you can muster) and squeeze some lemon (for immunity boost) into it. You should also avoid dairy, sugar, caffeine and flour because they will keep your nose dripping!

If you can stomach it, eat raw fruit , especially apples, melons and bananas. Some homemade soup always does a body good. Keep yourself warm and try to sweat it out. Most importantly, drink a LOT of water and rest as much as you can.

It is good to stretch a little to ease the back pains. Some Tiger Balm or Vicks VapoRub goes a long way. Rub it on your sore spots and your chest with a hot shower for maximum effect. This is how I have treated my worst flus and they never last more than 2 days.

It's time to get better dude. New Years Eve is upon us!
 

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you can try hot totties to help you forget how bad you feel and helps you rest and relax so you can get better.

basically you need sleep and lots of water and tissues.

warm tea also seems to help relax you and soaking in a hot bath can too.

sweat pants and a baggy tshirt seem to fit you mood tonite.

get well soon!
 

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Ha! Thanks Fingz, I'm gonna remember that!

Hope y'all have a kickass New Years!! :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm just getting over my flu of about 4-5 days. I read up a lot and saw that a few places said not to take aspirin as it could lead to Reye's syndrome.

I just took some Nyquil Cold/Flu, slept for about 18 hours, and I felt a lot better.
 
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