"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Incredible spinster attitude!

MatureDJ

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Of course, with a name like "The Spinster Chronicles", one would expect a ridiculous attitude, but this one really take the cake. It is truly amazing how incredibly picky a 50 y.o. old maid can be (of course, it is this same pickiness that made her become her namesake! :crackup:)

A super heightist, will not date men of certain occupations (and not for class or education reasons), this chick goes on and on ...

http://spinsterchronicles.blogspot.com/

I've got to give the men she's dating credit, though, as they had this conversation:

http://spinsterchronicles.blogspot.com/2007/07/hiking-with-mr-fixit.html

Mr. Fixit doesn't ever want to marry again. He feels that living together is better because everyone stays on their best behavior so the other person doesn't have a reason to bail AND if things don't work out, it's so much simpler to split up than to divorce. Of course, he doesn't want to have more children. He enjoys children, but is done with raising them. They take up too much time. He wants to enjoy his freedom now.

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I can now tell Mr. Fixit to go [F] himself. It's marriage or nothing, [AH]. I don't play house. If a man truly loves and RESPECTS me, he will marry me. And we all know how desperate I am to have children and how much I HATE HATE HATE men telling me that I can't have children. Babies! I want babies! Babies! Babies! Babies!
I need to go to sleep, but I am just cracking up too much as I read. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The clock is ticking. My body is aging rapidly now. Men are visual. I’m losing my looks and any chance I might have of attracting a man. And there is the problem of children. I want babies so badly. And the longer it takes for me to find someone and marry, the less chance I have of actually being able to conceive, carry and deliver a healthy child. And I want more than one. I have their names picked out. Even the themes of their nurseries.

Sick, I know. But dreams are all that I have left. They are what get me up every morning. Without hope, I have nothing.

this lady is nuts. and believe it or not, there are probably lots of guys out there that would put up with her b*llsh*t just to get laid.

life is way too short to deal with people (note, men included) like this. they are miserable, low self esteem people who typically get their rocks off by insulting and hurting other people. its the only way they can feel good about themselves. its the ultimate behavior of a complete and total loser.
 

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She looks like a rodent....
50 years of age...?
wtf is she carrying on about babys then??
sick..
 

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Another deluded egocentic whackjob from your side of the world. Geez I am glad that she is not inflicting her absurd expectations on Aussie men. WE have enough of THAT type down here.
Aren't they incredible ?

NOte how, on the one hand she is DESPERATE for marriage BUT still acts as if she is some kind of GRAND PRIZE - no wonder she is single, desperate and dateless.
 

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Her expectations that her new man MUST fit her criteria EXACTLY is what will guarantee her remaining a spinster. NOte how her "laundry list" ( and her endless complaints ) are about superficial requirements. Where is her expressed wants and needs for a strong dominant, honest and direct man to counterbalance her feminiity ?
Her requirements are purile and facile. And boy, is she one ANGRY baitch.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does this look familiar?

He asked me out for a second date and then seemingly changed his mind. A week later, he started emailing again. And now it seems that he has changed his mind again. This is the entirety of our correspondence this week:

Hi you doing ok?
Take care,
GI Joe


I am fine. How are you?
Spinster


Great to hear from you Spinster.
Did you have a good weekend?
GI Joe


I had a great weekend. How about you?
Spinster

And I haven't heard from him since. Is it a crime to have a good weekend? Did he perhaps think I was implying I had a date? (I wasn't and I didn't) Am I not allowed to have a life? Was I supposed to have been pining away for him?
Replace he with she . . . looks eerily like a sosuave general discussion post!

I can tell this one used to be HOT in the naughty librarian way (the best way). She's now plummeted to the level of an 18 year old male virgin who doesn't have a clue about the game - she's never needed a clue before now!
 

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i have a question. lets say you are screwing a woman and she goes doggy style.
and instead of putting it in her P8ssy, you stick it up her *ss. if you do this without her permission and pretend you accidentally jammed it up the wrong hole, is it rape?

if its not then I predict at some point some guy this chic is dating will end up doing that to her.
 

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Really a pretty sad case, seeing as how she can't seem to realize that her lack of results comes right back to her own attitude. If she had any sense, "chemistry" would be enough.
 

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This page has some oddly telling passages:

Oh, God. I don't know how much longer I can take him. He is SO not what I want. I invited him for (homemade) pie and (iced) coffee this evening.
OMG, you mean chicks that aren't interested will keep hanging out with you!? How do we tell which ones are just yanking our chains?

[The same guy]

EEEWWWWWW!!

Time to put a stop to this. I told him that it was not a question of not liking foot/neck/back massages but rather that he was moving much too fast. We have been dating for less than two weeks!
Remember guys, women who take it slow (and aren't devoutly religious about it) don't want you! And they aren't going to want you! Take that Wyldfire!
 

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NOte HER age - Note MY age (<-)
I date/ hang out with/dance with / go out with/ have SuX with women of her age.
And you younger guys think that YOU have problems with '20 somethings' ! Geez - I have to put up with "Mothers of Princesses" !!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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THis middle aged princess has not even looked at the laws of supply and demand.
A 50 year old with a baitch attitude has LOW market value. SHe is not a prize that is sought after by men. SHe is obviously NOT willing to factor that fact into her calculations.
WHo wants a 50 year old who stiil wants to TRY to have babies -is she deluded or just f**king nuts.,
 

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she seems to be getting a lot of amusement with online dating. what a wonderful self-esteem boost for her.

go figure :rolleyes:
 

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lets say you are screwing a woman and she goes doggy style.
and instead of putting it in her P8ssy, you stick it up her *ss. if you do this without her permission and pretend you accidentally jammed it up the wrong hole, is it rape?

if its not then I predict at some point some guy this chic is dating will end up doing that to her.
No way that will happen. Even attempting sex from behind would be an automatic deal-breaker for her. Along with wearing silk boxers, owning a fish tank, or chewing gum in public.
 

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It is rather interesting to see the online profiles of laundry-list maniacs get more angst-ridden as time goes on, because their profiles do become fixtures. You can just see them seething between the lines -- sometimes even straight upfront, without having to read between the lines.
 

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Why would any man WANT to be with a woman as demanding , insulting and downright mean as she is . Her angry 'entitled' attitude is breathtaking.
How do you get to post a comment on her blog ?
I tried but gave up.
This woman needs to hear from us.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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