"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Recently I went like 3 weeks w/o busting nut and then when I went to shag w/ this chick my unit was not functioning properly. Add to the fact I had injested copious amounts of beer and liquor and it was a recipe for disaster. luckily this chick was cool with the situation and understood my plight.

Still that shouldn't be a problem. I need to figure out away to increase my sexuality. I noticed that my erections were disappating. Like I used to have random erections all the time now they aren't as frequent.

I'm going to lift weights, do some penile exercises, and take supps (not viagra) and then see how my unit responds.

any other advice?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Loyalty said:
Recently I went like 3 weeks w/o busting nut and then when I went to shag w/ this chick my unit was not functioning properly. Add to the fact I had injested copious amounts of beer and liquor and it was a recipe for disaster. luckily this chick was cool with the situation and understood my plight.

Still that shouldn't be a problem. I need to figure out away to increase my sexuality. I noticed that my erections were disappating. Like I used to have random erections all the time now they aren't as frequent.

I'm going to lift weights, do some penile exercises, and take supps (not viagra) and then see how my unit responds.

any other advice?
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Not masturbating might be somewhat counter-productive. It's healthy to get the blood flowing through your unit to keep everything in working order.
 
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Not masturbating might be somewhat counter-productive. It's healthy to get the blood flowing through your unit to keep everything in working order.
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yah it's the use it or lose it philosophy or the dead **** theory as i like to call. unfortunately circumstances prevented me for ejaculating during that period.

but basically i'm trying to get my rod solid.
 
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You will get erections during the night, while dreaming. Then eventually you will get emissions.

You do not need to masturbate to keep your penis healthy.

When you take a leak, do kegels about 10-20 everytime you urinate.
 
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