Incoming Missile vs. Fapping

[taiyuu_otoko]

On Saturday January 13, residents all across Hawaii received a text message at 8:07am stating that a ballistic missile was on it’s way to their island and advised they should take shelter immediately. With international tensions currently at a high, it’s no surprise that the warning was taken very, very seriously. We can’t begin to imagine what would go through someone’s mind after reading that message, but based purely on the traffic numbers, it’s NOT to be watching porn.

Based on real-time, per-minute pageviews, and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07am immediately after the warning was sent out. By 8:23am, traffic was a massive -77% below that of a typical Saturday. As residents were notified around 8:45 that the initial warning was sent in error, traffic began to return to normal and Hawaiians collectively breathed a sigh of relief. Those seeking further relief, headed back to Pornhub where pageviews surged +48% above typical levels at 9:01am.

 

[backseatjuan]

In my country to enter pornhub you have to authorize through VK (Facebook kinda) to confirm that you are 18 or older. I prefer xvideos though, no authorization required and videos better. Hawaii is small, about 4 to 8 thermonuclear warheads over main island, will level and kill entire population. That's 2 to 3 ballistic missiles. Thing is, United States is a large nuclear super power, and it has capabilities to shoot down ballistic missiles in small numbers, it can handle up to 50 incoming missiles with 50% success rate. A response for attack from North Korea would probably result in two dead countries, South Korea, and North Korea.

I find it funny how South Korea initiated talks with North and went as far as inviting North to olympics and competing under one flag. Those Koreans understand that in case of a war, they will ceise to exist as country, and as people.