"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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In another coffee shop and need help.

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I've been here for a little over an hour and this China girl walks in and sits on the sofa across from my couch she's studying and highlighting it for about 30 minutes, and now she's laid down with her shoes off and ***** pointed right at me, with the highlighter in her mouth. She's lifting her toes. I don't see a ring (even if there was a ring, I've been reading this book on Scoring with Married Women and now no longer see this as a barrier). Sounds like Modest Mouse is playing (she's tapping). The material she's reading is like 10 pages (she should be done reading it by now). She's rubbing her shoulder with her left hand now, turning pages, flipping hair. She's probably about 25, I'd guess. She's Very relaxed (I guess because I'm a naturally relaxed person). My God, she just put her left hand down between her legs on her *****. She's moving her knees up and down totally relaxed (She's aroused I can totally tell right now). My God, what to do. Help?

Nevermind, I just got a phonecall from another hoe and she could tell that I was talking too her about plans for tonight, so she got up and left. ****! Oh well, Another missed opportunity. When she left walking past me on the other side of the coffee table she did a quick look at me and walked out pushing the door in a disappointed dejected body language. I'm a moron AFC. No excuses (It is about to rain though).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'm no experienced DJ, (just starting out), but I would get out a pecil and a blank piece of paper, walk up to her tell her that you find her pose to be ideal for a sketch/painting you had in mind, and ask her to hold it for 5 - 10 min. Then pretend to sketch best you can, (make realy serious face expresions), at the end of the 10 min draw a a stick man lying down.

Show her what you've come up with, and tell her that there's just too many distractions, but you'd like to .....
 

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ummm...

can anyone say creep?

so you're in a coffee shop with wireless internet and your laptop staring at a chick who's supposedly rubbing herself pretty much?

youre posting about here as you stare at her and watch her actions?

she's flipping her hair? rubbing her shoulders? wow... those definitely are signs of interest!... if she even knew you had any existance on this planet... let alone if she was even talking to you.

you're getting all excited about this?

dude CREEPY!
 

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Well if it makes you feel any better, I just had a long-legged kind-of dog of a girl start to sit in the same spot as she was, but then decided against it, picked her coffee up and moved. Different chick, different actions. I have good periphrial vision. I don't stare at them, don't have to.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I knew this guy was a wack job:

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Once a week and only when you've gathered attraction, feelings from other women in inbetween times, then when you masterbate it's like you're really ****ing because you know this or that woman (memory filed in your brain) Really wants to **** you and has probably thought about or talked about ****ing you at night before she goes to bed. Knowing that any given woman wants to **** me makes it to where I know the reason why she wants to **** me (because if I was a woman I'd wanta **** me too - I know who I am, that I'm that good, something that she'd definately want to touch but knows she shouldn't like forbidden fruit); therefore, I don't have to ejaculate, I can just make the motions of giving her my love or sex and "get off" mentally on knowing that a woman would want to have me on top of her doing anything to her (eating her ***** whatnot). I think that all women who cross my path can know instinctively either (immediately or eventually) that I could eat her up quite nicely, but there's a price to be paid for the services of my mouth in gold (then her validation, suplication etc begins; if she ****s up, she's gone).
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To be able to bang a chick and not have the lux car & house but better than avg looks attitude confidence and the expert use of your mouth to lead is The ultimate pleasure attribute of a mans man'

Jesus.
 
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