In a pickle

[werdmaster]

So neways heres the pickle:



Im 16 and I look liek im 25. So, I always hit on, and get hit on by 17 and 18 year olds (seniors). Everything runs maaad smoothly, until i hafta tell them that im 16.

When I say that im 16, I can instantly see them kinda frown, or like wince, metaphorically of course. Then there like all snobby saying "Ohhhhh" and stuff like that.

After this happens, the girls interest level is completely shot. I just next em', cuz they wont give me a chance. Here's the kicker though, the hottest senior in the neighboring skool, comes up to me and we start talking. Time comes that she asks how old I am. I said 16, and then its all gone to hell and she like quietly like swayed away into another group of people.
A friend of mine, came up to me (not knowing that I had already talked to her) and told me that she was talking about how she thought I was really hot.

So as you can see, im pretty fed up of this.


Some words of wisdom, o great ones?

 

[Evil-Rom]

Say you're 18?

 

[werdmaster]

Trust me, lying is the first idea that comes to mind. But, I realize that it will work against me. Because eventually the girl will figure out that i lied, and other girls will think im a douche. Plus, alot of people know me, so the lie wudn't last long enuff.

I just need sumthing to respark that interest level.

 

[JSH]

Tough mate, gals want an older guy for maturity and respect from their peers. Guys want a younger girl for free sex, thats how it tends to work. Yeah its bull**** but ull have to live with it, if you dont want to lie. How about hitting on the gals your age, or only one year older than you.

 

[Supero Masculus]

How about ignore it? How about when they ask say something like how they are so obviouly eager to get in your pants. If they are as interested as you say they are, they will love it and most likely move on to the next topic. Or you could always make em earn that knowledge by doing you a favor, whether it be a kiss or a a fvcking or whatever they will either comply and you just gained the total power over em or if the refuse, you have an excuse not to tell em your age. So either way you win. Both of these have worked for me cuz i have similar problems.

WARNING: Trying these mad moves may result in a boost of confidence or a new **** budy. Use at your own risk.

 

[Kidd]

Honestly, why do you care? Do not lie about your age. If they think your age is more important that you, **** them.

 

[ohiofutballa]

ok let me check this real quick

Beer=21
You=25
Beer=party
party=poon
poon=
=confidence and realizing it doesnt matter

thats my approach, i dont know what your comfortable with

ohiofutballa

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by ohiofutballa
ok let me check this real quick

Beer=21
You=25
Beer=party
party=poon
poon=
=confidence and realizing it doesnt matter

thats my approach, i dont know what your comfortable with

ohiofutballa

What the f are you talking about?

 

[werdmaster]

Masculus, thats actually a damn good idea. Props to you.

Just dodge the question, and remain more of a mystery. I'll def give it a try next time.
You seem to have it down pat, what is a way to do it so its not directly obvious that I dont want to give that information? Also, maybe some examples of a response that have alittle ****y and funny in em'?

I just tend to think girls would be a little weirded out if there like:
Girl:How old are you?
Me:Your gonna hafta earn that peice of information, little lady.
lol

I just dont want to sound like an rapist or nething.

I take it, a good response would be somethign like: "I believe its my turn to ask you a question. What did you say your name was?" or maybe "Hey, before the small talk. Let's go get a beer."

And Ohio, no idea where you were trying to go with that, lol.

 

[idiot_boyfriend]

Originally posted by Supero Masculus
How about ignore it? How about when they ask say something like how they are so obviouly eager to get in your pants. If they are as interested as you say they are, they will love it and most likely move on to the next topic.

Most Don Juaners will do something to that effect. You can see this all over the tips section and such.

"How old are you?"
"Oh....1000, give or take a hundred. "
[change subject immediately]

The goal is to reveal as little information about you as possible.

On a side note, you don't need a girl that cares so much about your age. If she really like you, she wouldn't care that you are 16.