"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'll be seeing my LD g/f tomorrow. Problem is we postponed our trip that was scheduled for between xmas and new years till January. Therefore presents will likely be exchanged this weekend. I don’t have any money to get her a gift till my cheque gets deposited after I see her tomorrow.

I know she’ll likely get me something, she told me she already bought my daughter a xmas present. I was planning on doing the 2 rose thing tomorrow (1 red, 1 yellow, w/ a note saying A red rose for my love, and a yellow rose for my best friend). I won't be able to do this until after I get there tomorow though, (I already found the flower shop near our hotel) However, I was also going to get her something else. She had mentioned that she wanted a pair of red leather gloves.

How should I handle the situation, I don’t want to appear as an inconsiderate jerk who didn’t think of her, or the broke bum either.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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joekerr31

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tell her you bought her some amazing present. something that costs a lot of money. but that your car got broken into and they stole it.

then get all pouty and act like you really wanted her to have that expensive gift so that shed know you cared.

then prepare for her to bang yoru brains out, becdause after all its the thought that counts.

:crackup:
 

TheTrimReaper

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Ummm, you need to get her something.

Open up a credit account with a store. Almost every big store has its own credit card now. Sometimes they'll give you a discount on the purchase you make when you open the account. Department stores often do this. Buy the gift, pay it off and cut up the card. You might not even pay much in interest.
 

TheTrimReaper

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Ummm, you need to get her something.

Open up a credit account with a store. Almost every big store has its own credit card now. Sometimes they'll give you a discount on the purchase you make when you open the account. Department stores often do this. Get her the red, leather gloves, pay them off and cut up the card. You might not even pay much in interest.
 

ElChoclo

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Get the credit card or borrow money from a friend. This is such a powerful social custom that it would unwise to go against it. It would be like not giving a tangible commercial grade gift on Valentine's Day.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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